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Josh

That was so josh the way you took care of him last night.
by BDMolly June 15, 2016
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Josh

A typical gamer who loves to chill on weekends with friends or his significant other, Josh would much rather eat pizza and chill with his girlfriend than get drunk at a club. He has a big heart and is cheeky but in a cute way.
That guy is cute I bet his name is Josh
by Jteal7 June 8, 2019
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Josh

A guy liked by many girls. He is in the popular group but is very quiet. Josh is hot, but can still look like the cutest little kid ever. You never know what he is thinking because he would rather scooter than talk. The hoes go for him even though he is not for that life. Some girls will be led on by him and will be disappointed when they learn how he really feels. All in all josh is the most amazing boy ever.
I like that kid imma fuck him.
Sorry that's josh he doesn't go for hoes
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Josh

by Ken steinman May 8, 2018
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Josh

A simp that'll do anything for woman and will deny it once you point it out.
Person 1: "Josh you're a simp."
Josh: "Uhh that's not true.
by Cotton Floss August 23, 2020
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Josh

Josh: Looks like the most utter, complete, akward guy in the world, but is just very self conchious...

He loves to write, he loves to drool over the sadest, mopiest films, but later creates the most beautiful piece of writing you could ever know...

He is bullied, but his utter words once the bullies have turned away

are to die for.

This man's words are inspiration from above, it's as if he gets all his great thoughts from God's perfect palms himself.

He has nice, sleek hair, usually your average brunette *hint *hint

His biggest enemy is usually a Jake

Jake's are players, Josh does not like players, because they have no good words to hit the ladies with besides

( ---- me gurl ) LOL

Joshes words can really truly woohoo a girl, and usually she's not going to be the biggest bitch, but the biggest heart..

Because Joshes are poetic, and they want true poetic material to nuggle with.
I need a true Poet friend, like a Josh don't you agree?
by bitchasshoecunthipturner May 17, 2017
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josh

n. 1) a tissue, 2) any form of tissue or such material that can be used to catch the result of masturbation, especially while alone in a dark room, 3) v. to josh, to masturbate into a tissue awkwardly while alone in a dark room.
1) "Hey, wanna pass me a josh?"
2) "Dude, I don't wanna go in my room. I stepped on an old josh last night, and it wasn't mine."
3) "God damnit, I walked in on my room mate while he was joshing last night.
by Mike_Rotch October 5, 2010
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