Joke

A phrase to make somebody laugh.

Her: Hey you, what would you do if you were a girl for a whole day?
Him: Be LESBIAN. Duh.
-blahah. funny joke eh?-

by Demented banana November 12, 2008

no joke

no joke is a saying used in describing a smoking hot girl. like jessica simpson or lindsay lohan and hilary duff.

Daaaam that girl is no dam joke bro shes fine as hell.

dam bro ur girl is no joke.

by antonio y lorenzo February 19, 2005

Joke

1) A adjective used to describes ones amusingness.

2) A word used to replace fun.

1) " Nah man, dat cracka is well joke. "

2) " Yo jackass, bust me some joke. "

by Sam 'Raphael' Senior November 11, 2003

Joke

Pronounce: yooowkeeuh
A name used in Europe, especially in countrys like Belgium and the Netherlands.
Joke comes from the hebrew name joanna or johanna. It means "God/Jaweh is gracefull".
In English, it means something of someone is funny.

Dutch: my name is joke.
English: he's a joke

by Josie2be August 16, 2008

Joke

A clown who walks around with a guitar and drum sticks, when he cannot play either instruments.

A wanna be or a joke

by SpongeBobkneepads May 5, 2016

A Joke

Señor Davilla's Homework Assignments

The Packet Is A Joke

by #BasedGod May 19, 2011

Joke

A Retard Fucker, A Child Murderer, and a Goblin Whore walk into group home for developmentally disabled adults. The Retard Fucker says "Please!!! stop raping me!!!", the Child Murderer says "I'm sorry!!! Please!!! It hurts!!!", The Goblin whore says "Wow! I guess that'll teach me to be a smart mouthed bitch" and she goes to jail for criminal negligence and her kids are orphans forever. The end.

In case you're wondering, the retard also dies in this joke.

by Hym Iam December 8, 2020