Jocelyn

The idiot trump supporter who doesn't know how to take care of kids and always miss-pronounces words and constantly talks about how great trump is. she's such a stubborn idiot.

Person 1: Hey, jocelyn... i will cater to your every command while you pretend to be smart...

Jocelyn: Ok, Thanks for being optimistic, i get my way every time! GIMME A BEER!!!!!!!!!!

by StinkyTheHobo November 5, 2020

jocelyn bereziuk

coolest person you will ever meet ... amazing and a bad ass bitch

wow girl your really jocelyn bereziuk right now

by greg loris July 2, 2019

Jocelyn

The kind of guy who is smart enough to be an astrophysicist, but everyone thinks he's secretly a girl because of urban dictionary.

I swear he's a Jocelyn. I just can't win :(

by Super-Nintendo-Chalmers June 29, 2021

Jocelyn

A name that derives from Josselin, a locality in Brittany, France, and was introduced to England after the Norman Conquest. It can be a surname or a first name. It is also a unisex name, however, recent trends in baby names shows it leaning towards female.

Also a popular girl in Merced who has zero self-confidence despite every guy on the floor being into her. Also forgets to prioritize stuff, such as school.

Friend 1: Let's go out tonight.
Friend 2: Don't you have a dissertation to complete? Stop being such a Jocelyn.

by HydrogenNMR November 22, 2021

jocelyn

ugly ratchet as whore who has no ass and looks like a stick i found in my child’s room

i hate that bitch jocelyn…ew

by penisballllll May 4, 2022

Jocelyn

the most sexy step sister.

Dude Jocelyn is my step-sister, she fucked me in the dishwasher.

by alejjj October 19, 2020

Jocelyn

The nicest hottest most bouge person you will ever meet. She is so kind and pretty. You will fall in love with her at first sight.

Jocelyn your beautiful.

Jocelyn I love you.
Jocelyn is my soulmate.

Jocelyn has a cousin named Evan that loves skating.

by Jocelyn~~ November 30, 2021