Jimi has the biggest dick in the world and he fucked your mum last night. It’s at least 6 feet and it could reach the top of the eiffil tower. Any girl who meets him should take the opportunity and the dick.
by YaBoi56 June 24, 2019
Extremely attractive, funny, intelligent perfect all round dude. If you know a Jimi, then he's most likely one of your most good looking acquaintances or friends, blonde wavy hair, deep brown eyes, thick eyebrows and jaw that could cut steel. Jimi's are always hilarious people, constantly making you laugh and putting you in a good mood, Jimi's are always leaders of their individual groups and always contain an alpha presence. Girls are normally always submissive and nervous around Jimi.
Man, Jimi's a good looking dude, I bet his up to his guts in pussy.
God Jimi is one of the funniest dudes I know, he's always making me laugh.
God Jimi is one of the funniest dudes I know, he's always making me laugh.
by cuntsalot123 July 10, 2019
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by Spencer mgonaggal October 05, 2020
An insurance policy scam that involves a person who died years ago to commit fraudulent claims on a fake relative .
A heroin addict who steals jimmy trucks yet can’t even spell the name of the truck correctly.
A heroin addict who steals jimmy trucks yet can’t even spell the name of the truck correctly.
Did you see junkie jimi plow around that motel because he was right behind me doing coke as a pathological lying lazy narcissistic pig
Donna was really pulled a junkie jimi hoarding pitvulls for the fights he had in buffalo as a not so NICE guy..
Donna was really pulled a junkie jimi hoarding pitvulls for the fights he had in buffalo as a not so NICE guy..
by Heyoka November 28, 2023
The unlawful act of capturing and carrying away a strangely homosexual man, with a rather small wiener that tends to touch your ears a lot and call you papa, against their will and holding them in false imprisonment.
Usually occurs with no additional request for random as the ear touching tends to be enough.
Usually occurs with no additional request for random as the ear touching tends to be enough.
"He was jimi-napped, what should we do?!"
(confusion sets in)
..."another jimi-napping?!"
(police respond)
"We just need to wait for him to make his move, hopefully he'll leave the damn guy's ear alone.
(confusion sets in)
..."another jimi-napping?!"
(police respond)
"We just need to wait for him to make his move, hopefully he'll leave the damn guy's ear alone.
by jimony snicket August 05, 2010
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