Whilst having anal sex with a female hop on her back and tell her "strong with the force young skywalker is". Then as she complains tell her, "that is why you fail". Then, remove your weiner and commense hitting her in the head with it until you cum in her hair.
"Did you hear what padame or panda bear or whatever the fuck her name is did with darth vader?"
"NO?!"
"They did the angry Jedi, and afterwards did the Angry Pile of Sith."
"OMGZZZZZ!"
"NO?!"
"They did the angry Jedi, and afterwards did the Angry Pile of Sith."
"OMGZZZZZ!"
by pattheog March 24, 2008
Get the Angry Jedimug. A game created by Lucas Arts in 2003. This game continuates Jedi Outcast but in this one you are a newb Jedi apprentice who either goes good or evil. Although some levels are a bitch and some are fun as hell. It is a Quake 3 engined game which is sexy. In the game you face all sorts of challenges as well as choices such as lightsaber, weapons, and darkside/lightside powers. Your Kyle Katarns apprentice whom has another apprentice named Rosh Penin who is the worst Star Wars character whom is next to Jar-Jar. When you get to the end of the game you can kill Rosh or not. (I prefer to kill the little fucker for the sake of being me) Then you go to Korribann to fight Tavion from JKO whom is trying to ressurect Marka Ragnos. Basicly thats it now. On to Multiplayer... there is much choice between FFA or TFFA or my favorite: RPG. Oh yes readers, RPG. RPG that makes it fun for us all I say, you basicly have no First through 27th U.S. Constitutional Amendment Rights. It is basicly controlled by Europeans who envy America and insult it for supplying it with billions of American tax payers money. Back to RPG. You have to work your way up from the bottom and if you miss a rule servers such as Zone will ban you for 2 days or more. Best way to avoid this head on Fuck-You-Sideways condition is that you never play a Jedi Academy RPG game. Do something contructive like play Call of Duty.
by Dean Winchester June 13, 2007
Get the Jedi Academymug. Another name for the jedi's lightsaber. It came to me one day while walking down the highway with my lightsaber and I forgot what it was called, so out of my mouth came "jedi-stick"
Hey Brooke let's have ourselves a jedi-stick fight!
Jedi-stick! Brilliant
*pshooom* :ingages in lightsaber battle while walking odwn the highway:
Jedi-stick! Brilliant
*pshooom* :ingages in lightsaber battle while walking odwn the highway:
by Emily10010011001 December 19, 2005
Get the Jedi-Stickmug. by Memester David April 17, 2017
Get the jedi artsmug. A Jedi padawan, knight or master - who can candyflip up to 5X categories while pitching mace windu and yoda.
Huey: How did the pitch go, my grey jedi?
Munja: I almost bailed, I was trippin’ so hard.
Huey: At least they didn’t break your leg. Or your jaw.
Munja: I almost bailed, I was trippin’ so hard.
Huey: At least they didn’t break your leg. Or your jaw.
by SpaceJayce April 2, 2022
Get the Grey Jedimug. A little elf who believes all the conspiracy theories he read online. He can be found wearing a tin foil hat and talking a lot of macho lines about how he will not comply, but then crumbles at the first sign of authority, like a good little elf.
Sharon: So Andrea, I guess you can't go on holiday this year.
Andrea: Yes we can, phil has his vaccine passport, even after all his talk. He's a total Bangor Jedi.
Andrea: Yes we can, phil has his vaccine passport, even after all his talk. He's a total Bangor Jedi.
by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021
Get the Bangor Jedimug. Chillen to the point where you are so chill that you are the illest of the chillest. People who jedi chill usually have no life what so ever
by jeffreydahmer May 17, 2009
Get the jedi chillenmug.