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(adj.) A JANKY person is your friend, while secretly stealing everything you own in a sneaky manner: such as your wallet, drugs, girl friend, or anything in sight left unattended.
"I woke up and all my shit was gone! That JANKY fucker even stole the shoes off my feet!"

"I couldn't find my dope anywhere, and that JANKY Johnny helped me look for it! Come to find out he had it in his pocket the whole time yet still helped look for it, that sneaky bastard!"
[JANKY] by JANKY SICILIANZ February 2, 2009

janky-ass 

A take on the word janky, meaning messed-up, broken down, cheap, ghetto, busted, wrong, or fucked-up.
Did you see that dude's janky-ass teeth!?

or

Who does that janky-ass bitch think she is?
janky-ass by JMilf August 6, 2008

Janky pommel 

a sex act defined by an off hand, upside down handjob with arm at full extension, without any wrist action.
Dude she gave me a janky pommel last night.

janky ass code 

unkempt, rushed code written by inebriated programmers that miraculously works and becomes completely unreadable the next day
Dev1: Hey man, did you finish your project last night?
Dev2: Nah bro, I started last minute and janky ass coded the entire thing in an hour
Dev1: Respect

janky hoopty 

janky hoopty by Jaycob February 9, 2008

janky bitch 

a person of low or questionable moral character; person who lacks judgement, is impulsive, irritating or otherwise unpleasant; exhibits behavior that could only be described as "sad"
Hey did you watch that episode of nanny 911?

Yes! That janky bitch Roxanne was crazy!!!
janky bitch by Mannymote April 15, 2012