Jaden Hossler

jaden hossler (n.) the hottest person alive and can get any girl he wants but is already taken by me

boy: hey, will you be my girlfriend?
me at: sorry i’m already married
boy: by who
me: by jaden hossler the hottest person alive

*show boy picture*
boy: oh fuck,shit

Jaden Hossler by jadenhosslerswife😎 October 20, 2019

Jaleah 

Jaleah is a goofy, smart,funny,bipolar, beautiful girl. She has the body of a goddess, she has beautiful long hair, she has a butt on her, and her thighs are just so perfect. Jaleah rides for the ones that ride for her don't ever get on her bad side. She is loyal to her friends and her boyfriend she is also tired of getting hurt.

Boyfriend: Jaleah is different from all these other girls.
Ex: Damn, I wish i never messed up with jaleah.

Jaleah by Leahhhbooooo January 5, 2019

are you jaken me 

another way of saying "are you kidding me"

"dumb and dumber" ARE YOU JAKEN ME RIGHT NOW

are you jaken me by dumb&dumber(og) April 10, 2017

Jaden 

the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He’ll make you laugh so hard you’ll pee yourself. He always knows how to make you happy when you’re sad or when you need someone to talk to he is there. Jaden will always take his time to do the little things that will make all the difference. He may be difficult at times but is the most understanding person you’ll ever meet. Telling him something means it will never get out and it’s safe with him forever. He’s also super cute :) Hes very popular and his friends may annoy you but it’s worth it in the long run if you get time with just him. If you ever get a jaden in your life keep him forever and never let him go, if you do you’ll regret it deeply because he is the most perfect guy.

Person 1: so your dating jaden

Person 2: Yea🥰🥰

Jaden by The yeet parakeet November 19, 2018

Jaena 

Usually Jaena's are angels. They have the most amazing smiles and beautiful eyes. They're trusting and always honest to you and make the best of friends. They can be kinda shy so you might have to be inviting around them but besides that they can make any guy fall for them. Jaenas are loving and caring and have the biggest of imaginations. They're usually smart so they'll correct you on your grammar and spelling no matter what. You'll have a hard time understanding everything that goes on inside their head but after some time you'll learn to live with it and jut love them no matter what they do or say. They are the most beautiful beings that exsist on the planet and nothing can ever replace them once they've entered your life.

Dude I wanna marry a Jaena

Jaena by Sykohhhhh November 25, 2013

Jaden Isaiah Hossler 

Jaden Isaiah Hossler is and always will be the love of my life even tho he will never know I exist I will still love him he is the most perfect human and he is nice and caring and HOT honestly he could break my heart and I would thank him so like yea!!!

"Jaden Isaiah Hossler is a person."

Jaden Isaiah Hossler by Yourlocalfatwhore May 20, 2020

jalena 

A amazing beautiful girl. All the guy fall for her. Everyone wants to be like her.

OMG I want to be like Jalena

jalena by Wafflesmaker September 14, 2013