A condition whereby no matter how badly you're treated by your fellow man, you continue to show nothing but love and respect for your fellow man.
Remember that other guy 2000 years ago who got treated abominably but only gave back Michael Jackson Syndrome?
by Moon Child November 01, 2012
A pathological desire to defame and discredit a good person, which manifests itself mainly in journalists and tabloid reporters, leading to slander, misrepresentation, and a compulsion to ignore the truth in favor of scandal or juicy gossip. One of the most notable practitioners is "Hard Copy"'s Diane Dimond who for the majority of her career has allowed her obsession with Michael Jackson to completely warp her professional ethics and make her credibility a joke.
Journalists with Michael Jackson Syndrome can't tell the truth about anyone more famous and successful than they are--they're pathetic.
by Obvious57 November 16, 2012
The ability to stand still for 5 minutes doing absolutely nothing while people all around go crazy...fainting, screaming, crying.
"If you want to learn the Michael Jackson maneuver watch Michael Jackson pop out on stage during his dangerous concert at the beginning of the show and the song Jam...observe the master in action! or non action!"
by Moon Child November 01, 2012
It is a force in Michael Jackson that cannot be described or explained. It makes female fans UNF and spazz uncontrollably. It strikes all women of all generations, including your girlfriend. It has a lot of power.
by Keeper of the Cobra July 28, 2010
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by rosegoldcockadoodle October 27, 2020
To become the most famous person on the planet, outsell every other artist in the world, and make the world a better place with your art while masquerading as a superstar in your field.
Many may try to execute the Michael Jackson Maneuver but won't have the mind-boggling talent or huge heart to pull it off. No matter--they should aim high and try!
by Logan Breezy November 16, 2012