jean boner

the phenomen occuring when your jeans create a large protrusion in the genital area, commonly caused by a mis-aligned belt buckle of some sort. can be extended to the point where one can say things such as, "khaki boner" and "trollie boner". originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when such classification was un-heard of. remedies: put the belt buckle at the rear and or sides of the trousers.... may look "odd", but somewhat effective. main problem, the button creates a pivot point for such "boner action". Can sometimes be your friend, yet usually your worst enemy!

"holy shit, it looks like i'm popping wood"

"damn , people are gonna think i have a stiffy"

"pajoneowned, the girls think i have a 2 inch boner"

by Chris G. January 23, 2004

Jean Jam

When a hipster eats nothing but fruit rollups and shits their pants.

The hipster ate only fruit rollups for three days and had jean jam for the next five.

by IPitFukOnYou June 27, 2016

jean jerky

Jean Jerky : The male sexual organ or some may call it Cock, Penis, DIck or Wiener. Also Known as Trouser Trout, One eyed purple womb weasel, Shlong, Dong, Wanker, Big Johnson and Meat Stick.

Scientists claim jean jerky is a combination of male camel toe and aging in an arid environment

On a long road trip the Judy said to jimmy "Im Hungry" Jimmy replied "Come get some of this jean jerky"

by Mr Really Awesom May 14, 2015

Jean the horse

An snk (attack on titan) joke for one of the most popular characters, they always make fun of Jean because of his "horse face" and so fans call him Jean the horse.

Person 1: Hey I ship Jean the horse and freckled Jesus!
Person 2: Saaaammmmeee

by JadenLovley97 July 10, 2016

jean ralphio

An eccentric character from the television show Parks and Recreation. Known to be slightly crazy, and head in the clouds. Uses songs to accentuate words often. Many, many, great quotes (totally should look them up).

Sally: Ugh, I hate how today is going.

Roger: Well, as Jean Ralphio once said, 'When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma's jewelery and you go clubbin'.

Sally: That didn't help at all, but thank you.

by klondikebaryoulldoanythingfor June 18, 2017

Jean Juice

The moist remnants of precum left in your pants after a boner has came and gone.

Alright bro, I was standing there dick game on hard and this bitch grinding on me left me feeling that Jean Juice running down my leg.

by WEB Dabois January 22, 2020

Jean Grae

a good underground female rapper that doesn't have to rap about sex to be considered good

Jean Grae can kill all these wack ass girl rappers in the mainstream

by Adept May 13, 2005