by the numbers game October 22, 2008

A gramatically INCORRECT phrase that lamen (i.e. retards) use when they really mean to say "I couldn't give two shits". See could care less and couldn't care less for more of this fuckwittery.
by Titmaster1233 April 1, 2009

Disregard the first dumbshit definition of this phrase. It's grammatically correct. "I could give two shits. (But I don't)"
Synonymous with "I don't care.:
Synonymous with "I don't care.:
"I could give two shits about that."
"hurp dont u mean you COULDN'T give two shits?"
"You are a fool."
"wat"
"hurp dont u mean you COULDN'T give two shits?"
"You are a fool."
"wat"
by smartman418 November 9, 2011

This is a phrase that has the same meaning as "I don't really care" or "I could care less". It is a saying of apathy and disconcern about something or someone.
by Turd Burgaler July 3, 2005

A movie that has plenty of eye-candy to see, therefore worth watching without sound just to look at the good-looking people.
"Who's in that new movie coming out this weekend?"
"Ryan Reynold's, and the previews show him shirtless!"
"That's a movie you could watch muted!"
"Ryan Reynold's, and the previews show him shirtless!"
"That's a movie you could watch muted!"
by Shmily51102 August 1, 2012

The statement “You could survive a car crash” is a reference to a viral image made by researchers where an ideal male body that could survive a car crash is shown.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.
Karl: “Hey MrBeast, how do i look in this $1 suit?”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”
by cascade? September 22, 2023

by im very very easy September 23, 2019
