1. When dumbasses post their name with definitions, expecting millions of random strangers to just fall out of their chairs at their dumb inside joke.
2. When some pissed off dickbag misuses a platform, just so they can vent about someone they hate.
3. When some insecure fuck makes a definition of their name that's just compliments to themselves, so they can jerk themselves off to distract themselves from thoughts of how little they actually contribute to society.
2. When some pissed off dickbag misuses a platform, just so they can vent about someone they hate.
3. When some insecure fuck makes a definition of their name that's just compliments to themselves, so they can jerk themselves off to distract themselves from thoughts of how little they actually contribute to society.
I'm fucking sick of seeing these god damn self-insert definitions, everytime I go to vote. Who are you expecting to find this funny? What makes you think random strangers who don't even know what you look like are going to get this? Please for the love of god, keep your shitty self-inserts in fanfictions.
by CuteBoy56 July 1, 2019
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2. tactically inserting ones member into a females mouth when she is passed out (or unconcious) without waking her up.
If you insert your member flacid you can proceed to wake her up with a strong erection tickling her throat in the best way possible.
3. Tactically inserting your dick into a hoe without her knowing.
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