more chance of Diddy being innocent

An idiom meaning there’s no fucking way in hell something will happen since it’s basically impossible for Diddy to be found not guilty.

There’s more chance of Diddy being innocent than us having gay sex tonight.

by Sean "P. Diddy/Puffy" Combs May 12, 2025

Innocence

1. That one time your 6 year old kid found your lightsaber collection and said they felt sticky

2. What kids lose when they leave a parents bedroom

I lost my innocence when my friend showed me his magazine collection under his bed

by Scythoroast December 4, 2019

innocent

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yyim don’t know what is sex and she is innocent

by yyim November 4, 2020

Innocent Rebel

1. Someone who acts like a rebel without knowing.

2. My handle.

Example #1
Charli: Hey, where’s Benji?
Jaelynn: He’s probably being an innocent rebel.

Example #2

Bff: Hey, what’s your Urban Dictionary username?

Me: One, it’s HANDLE. Two, It’s Innocent Rebel.

by innocent rebel June 23, 2022

Prince Innocence

Receiving anal sex with a strap-on pegging from a large woman.

"They went back to his place she gave him a prince innocence"

by Dr. Mark Shopowitz March 9, 2016

Innocents

Innocents is one of the most entertaining and well renowned streamer/professional player in Fortnite E-sports. He is also known for having a "Horse Cock".

Innocents has such huge Peen. Wow Poggers 🥵🥶

by NRG Zayt November 4, 2020

Innocence Shield

The act of preventing your innocent friend/relative from learning the dirtier parts of the world.

Person 1: Look! It says 69!

Person 2: w h at

Person 3: ACTIVATE THE INNOCENCE SHIELD
Person 2: Oh ok

by FailedLab May 7, 2018