cement sandwich

The act of gluing two bitches together with your own semen. Presumably after fornicating furiously.
Those bitches didn't even know the meaning of ladies night till I served them a cement sandwich...!
by KTitties April 05, 2014
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Cement hooch

when an eldery gentlemens asshole is tighter than a brand new bottle of pickles
Daniel locked his grandfather in a horses stable and tried to make him sit on a nail but his cement hooch bent the nail sideways.
by Cement hooch May 20, 2017
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Cement Mixer

When a man slides his erect penis inside a woman's vagina to full length and begins to rotate his hips in a 360 degree circle, essentially stirring the juices inside her. Centrifugal force causes the penis to shift in in the opposite direction of the rotation. This is best done without a condom however, as the centrifugal friction may cause the condom to shift and/or break. You've been warned!
I attempted the "cement mixer" whilst my lady was cumming and she flooded the bed! Thank god the sheets weren't high thread count!!
by CriscoShortnin May 29, 2021
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Cement Mixer

Two individuals perform oral on each other to completion. While the participants mouths are still full of cum, they proceed to have intercourse while aggressively French kissing.
My girl just doesn’t get turned on anymore without doing the cement mixer.
by WhoSlangDu? September 28, 2021
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Cement Mixer

A noisy eater, that munches and masticates their food.
Whilst in Burger King, “Hey Ian, look at that beautiful girl over there at 3 O clock.

Ian: “Yeah, look how she eats, like a fuckin cement mixer on a building site!”
by Bucklesquack August 03, 2020
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Cement Body

When you're so lit that you cannot move and your body feels like cement.
After we finished that blunt I had cement body for hours.
by ll008 September 06, 2015
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drink a pound of cement

1. to toughen up
joe “no way in hell im going on that rollarcoaster”
bob “drink a pound of cement, pussy”
2. to drink someone’s dick milk, word for ejaculate or cum
sexy woman “ooohhh hey there big boy😏”
bob “drink a pound of cement”
sexy woman “ PEG ME”
“are you happy urban dictionary? i defined the word already, look, drink a pound of cement, drink a pound of cement, happy now?”
by god i LOVE bacon and terraria February 09, 2025
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