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Ear Rape

When you have music so loud and terrible that its power takes form in the shape of a penis, said penis then shoves its self rapidly and abrasively into your ear holes making you feel the urge to make it stop, make everything stop.
by Guywholikespizza May 25, 2017
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Ear Wax

A secretion, varying from yellow to dark brown, from modified sweat glands within the ear. Its purpose is to lubricate and protect the delicate skin within the ears. Occasionally a build up of this substance can cause partial deafness, discomfort or pain and may require removal. This can be achieved with a special liquid available from pharmacists, or by syringing the ears with water or vacuum extraction by a qualified medical practitioner.
I've got so much ear wax I can't hear a thing
by Croatalin November 24, 2013
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Ear Fuck

When a chick won't blow you
I think she wanted and ear fuck. I tried to stick in in her mouth and she turned her head really quick
by Spike January 6, 2005
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cloth ears

Noun: A deaf person; a person who is hard of hearing.

Originates from the northern English county of Lancashire and in particular Blackburn during the industrial revolution. Blackburn was home to many cotton mills (weaving and spinning)- commonly very noisy places that caused deafness due to the noise and a buildup of cotton dust in the ear.
Oi - cloth ears... are tha' deaf? I said come here!
by Mark Burton September 12, 2006
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ear buddying

Two people sharing a soundtrack using only one pair of headphones, aka wax swapping.
I saw two teen vampires ear buddying on the train this morning. They looked hungry so I gave them half my bagel and a juice box.
by j-biz da muzak man May 14, 2011
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ear hug

When two people lean in so far during an endearing hug, their ears connect.
During their goodbye rituals, they gave each other an ear hug.
by Umojanow328 May 11, 2018
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Ear cheese

The weird smelly shit that resides in an ear piercing.
by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
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