I want to shit my pants

An expression used to describe a feeling of being overwhelmed by something unnecessarily complicated or hard.

I can't let go of my ex because we have so many things in common and we have been in each other's lives for so long, but I really love you and want to build a future with you.

- Omg you are so hopeless! I want to shit my pants...

by little.piece.of.cow.poo May 31, 2018

oops i crapped my pants

diapers for the nearly dead

old people poop their pants.....bwhahahaha

When I showed up with her groceries, I had to tell the Crypt Keeper that her Oops I Crapped My Pants were out of stock. But I need them! she said.

How do you know about Oops I Crapped My Pants? Because I'm wearing them and I just did.

by Eat a dick February 20, 2004

Your Mother's Face in my Pants

This is the ultimate comeback to the supposed 'ultimate comeback. This is what you use when someone uses "Your mother's face'', or "yo mamma's face".

Kid 1: Yo mamma!

: Your mother!

Kid 2: Yo mamma's face!

: Your mother's face!
(kid 2 thinking he's won the battle of ultimate comeback)

Kid 1: Yo mamma's face in my pants!

: Your mother's face in my pants!
(Kid 1 now wins)

by Spydamonkey666 November 18, 2010

Spill the Beans in my pants suit

Slang Term for Crapping your pants

"Oh my god you guysh, that shcary movie jusht made me Spill the Beans in my pants suit"

by Dana J April 21, 2006

I'm just here to shit my pants

An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.

YOU: Hey, check out Fergie flossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!

ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.

by ewol May 30, 2007

cant keep my dick in my pants

cant keep you men genatials in ur pants

“why cant you keep your dick in your pants asshole” cant keep my dick in my pants.... Look at me -xxxtentacion, “aye, i am like bitch who is ur mans, aye, cant keep my dick in my pants, aye”

by yungdaggerchip December 9, 2017

I take my pants off to you

Response to having ones pants pulled down

William and Danny had an arm wrestling competition and William lost, their friend Sam said to William, "you've had your pants pulled down there William" , William then responded by saying "fair play Dan, I take my pants off to you"

by Baxington March 13, 2015