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Battle of the Bulge

When you’re fighting your manly instinct to get an erection because it’s not the time or place.
She put her hand on my leg during dinner with her family and it turned into Battle of the Bulge down there!
by istvq April 29, 2024
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bulge beast

A bulge beast or bulge daddy is someone that has immense skill in mantling hard rock problems. Often times shirtless and usually found hanging out near naked hot springs or on a bicycle.
Dude, did you see that guy send that 5.15 ? He's a total bulge beast 🥵
by Wetdog21 March 31, 2023
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National bulge pic day

Send Pics to your friends of your bulge on April 5
Bulge - Imprint of your dick in your underwear

National bulge pic day
by Tyrone8864 April 5, 2024
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George's Bulge

Bob: "I want a keyboard the size of George's Bulge"
Dean: "You know that's small right?"
Bob: "Wait what?"
by NeoGeoDude February 17, 2024
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Fancy Bulge Inspector (FBI)

A woman/man who is short enough to view their significant others' genitals without crouching more than 2 feet.
Jake: Hey bro that girl short af
Alex: Yeah dude she's at Fancy Bulge Inspector (FBI) height
by QPaulG July 9, 2022
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Null Bulge

A nickname for the bulge created in the crotch of a person with a penis, while said person has been denied access to their own penis. The word "null" in the name indicates that the ability of that person to make use of their own penis has been "nullified".

A null bulge can be formed in real life by having the person wear a chastity cage and over that some sort of underwear or speedo, smoothing the appearance of the crotch into a bulge.

In a furry art, the null bulge is created by having the character encased in a form of compliant rubber or other tight-fitting material that prevents the character's penis from becoming erect or being touched.

Having a null bulge can be considered a fetish which has some similarity to the desire to be in a chastity cage, to receive sexual pleasure exclusively from anal penetration or generally submit to another person by relinquishing control of their sexuality.
I made sure my boy can never play with himself again - look at his feeble attempts at manipulating his little null bulge!
by Incogg July 18, 2024
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Battle of the bulge

It may be a way hitler tried to fuck the Allies because budge may mean the thing between a man legs and by creating a bulge, hitler was trying to protrude to the allied occupied France territory and fuck it
hitler’s last massage to Allie’s is the battle of the bulge
by Alan man April 19, 2022
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