Canon Stanley

The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)

Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude

by allhailthebroomclosetending June 14, 2023

Gravy Canon

The act of pooping liquid on the male partners belly whilst performing doggy-style.

My wife totally let loose with a gravy canon last night, after she got shit-faced on tequila!

by Niff July 26, 2016

Floor canon

When youre living on the floor at the night club

Kenneth was a floor canon last night

by Johans in the air January 29, 2024

Canon

When you spray Semen into little balls and then put it back in and pee it out at her (radley)

Do you want to canon tonight?

by Emeraso. July 13, 2023

Canon

The absolute hottest man ever with a huge cock and an even bigger ass

Look at that canon he is so hot

by Oooooooogggggqqaa February 25, 2024

Canon

Big COCK like 9999999 inches deep in your mom

Look at that canon he has a huge cock

by Oooooooogggggqqaa February 25, 2024

Canon

EPIC and will destroy any dumb infants

I am a Canon

by 6rdyystu August 28, 2021