internet 

internet is connection brtween several computers all over the globe.

connection to altavista

internet by avanindra December 12, 2003

Internet 

at best: a boundless source of information, and a convenient way to keep in touch with people
at worst: a world of porn, blogs, and hackers

The Interent is over-rated

Internet by *tweak* October 3, 2003

Internet 

Invented by Al Gore

"I invented the Internet" - Al Gore

Internet by Strawberry Clock Version 2 November 25, 2003

internet 

A virtual network where people, calling themselves critics, post negative comments about upcoming movies.

"It's a Miramax flick. We gotta bust it up so people stop calling us names on the Internet." - Jay and Silent Bob

internet by Thumbs May 23, 2003

internet 

A global pornography network.

I l0v3 to search joor foumz and act c00l 0v3r th3 internet. And then I go on redtube and wankz to it.

internet by george allen December 24, 2007

internet 

something that everyday people go on and mostly this thing has a FUCK LOAD OF PORN. but besides that, the internet is used for games, email, instagram, facebook and other shit. also used for looking up something or someone. how to use the internet, simply go to a store like bestbuy or some store and purchase a 500$ laptop or desktop, i really don't care. set the computer up to your liking, either hack,borrow, or use an internet producing device thing. set up the internet connection and BOOM!! there ya go. trust me, there are things in this thing that are STRANGE.

matt:hey man, do you have internet?
Jake: yeah but some one hacked into it. on my internet bill, they went on 100 porn websites.

internet by MR.KICK-ASS March 24, 2013

Internet 

where bitter people with no social lives and a deep affection for cats and/or dogs gather to rant about pop culture

"God, Miley Cyrus's VMA's performance was -"
"Godawful? Yeah, I talked to some of my Internet friends about it."

Internet by snoopdog October 19, 2013