hobo beer 

A hobo beer is an old beer that someone did not finish. Once found the next day, especially in scary apartment basements, they are often left out in the middle of the room, as hobo bait. The logic being, if a hobo came down there, he'd drink the beer for sure. Then we'd have to whap him upside the head and straitjacket him. On acid.

Only dumbasses drink hobo beers, accidently or otherwise.
See: Lehr

hobo beer by taylormuller February 3, 2007

hobo

a hobo is an itinerant worker, a career which sprang up during the depression. A hobo, unlike a bum or a tramp, is more than willing to work, but mostly for a short duration, as their main impetus is travel, the love of the journey above the actual destination. A bum is stationary, feeding off of those unfortunate enough to cross his path; a hobo merely travels from town to town, finding work when he can, but only for the sake of financing his next adventure. NEVER call a hobo a bum...they'll kick your sorry no-bo ass!

"When I first started hobo'in,
I took a freight train to be my friend
-John Lee Hooker

hobo by hoboerotic August 12, 2004

hobo dick 

some seriously dirty, smelly cock either because he never washes it or because he has fucked/masturbated etc. a few times several hours before his next shower.

As Fredrick pulled down his pants to reveal his lethal love injection Gloria passed out with the god awful stench of his hobo dick.

hobo dick by cannietellye October 9, 2005

and then I kicked a hobo 

A more lively phrase to be used to ridicule one's self at the end of a poorly told story, instead of "and then I found 20 dollars"

Person 1: "So I was walking down the street and saw Sarah's dog being walked by someone else, and I couldn't figure it out for the life of me"

Person 2: "..."

Person 1: "And then I kicked a hobo...and took his 20 dollars"

and then I kicked a hobo by Britzke September 20, 2006

himbo 

male version of a bimbo. They are usually easy on the eyes but spend more time flexing then using their noggin. If your man's self image is tied into his muscles, level of tan, and body hair distribution...he may be a himbo. If he pouts, makes awkward "sexy" poses, and speaks in third person take a picture you may have spotted a himbo

He looks good but is not that bright, what a himbo!

himbo by aurorarose July 31, 2012

Hobo Chili 

Any combination of readily available ingredients stirred together in a pot or used soup-can over an open fire. Ingredients can include: Pigeons, fecal matter, babies, dogs, grass, fingers.

Best served with a vintage Merlot, but toilet wine will suffice.

Crazy Homeless man: "A dead hooker, three mice, and a used condom? Oh, it's Hobo Chili time!"

Hobo Chili by jvarna5 January 30, 2008

hot hobo love 

The bromance between actors Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge

RPattz and TomStu were out drinking again, showing the cameras some hot hobo love.

hot hobo love by Krissy R. December 18, 2008