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pervy hobbit/elf fancier

A person who fancies hobbits or elves, creatures of JRR Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" trilogy. The phrase came from a popular collection of "secret diaries" that satirized the films made from the trilogy.
"I noticed that pervy hobbit fancier staring at Frodo. Sam will kill him if he tries anything."
by TolkienFan July 28, 2003
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sober hobbit-girl

A sober hobbit-girl is often just minutes away from her next beer and her only topic of conversation is that she never going to drink alcohol again. She is not very critical in their choice of partner - even she is sober.
Larsson: Hi guys, my girl is going to be sober.

The Gang: Come on, we saw her, she is just in the "sober hobbit-girl" stage, next level is coming...
by the_urban_urban October 21, 2014
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Hairy Hobbit

A cave dwelling short round portly man who enjoys sporting his enormous thigh perm while in the company of a vampire chick, at which time he is attempting to slay the dragon, being careful not to allow any blood to miss his mouth and hit the floor, while playing with his purple headed yogurt slinger. After preserving the dragons blood in his fat round belly he attempts a Princess Leia in the company of a hairy gremlin that just slid down a stripper pole in an effort to escape from a hairy gorilla that was last seen eating a jungle biscuit near a man with a cat stuck in his grill that just purchased a chili dog from an anonymous fence jumping hobbit who was last seen sucking the salt from a big fat juicy pickle while using the rear entrance to the local adult book store.
Hey did you see that hairy hobbit scurry across the street and try to jump in the back door of that guys car while he wasn’t looking.
by Publious1969 April 18, 2010
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Mighty Hobbit Kock

Based in Norfolk, Virginia, he is the leader of the illusive HK Army, a small group of flamboyantly gay hobbits that live on the south side of The Shire.
Hey is that Matt?

Nah, Dude, thats the Mighty Hobbit Kock.
by Chiefton123 September 15, 2010
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Little Hobbit

A name for someone you love who is a little short but always there to help! They are always understanding, and know exactly how to make you feel loved and happy!
''You see him? He's my little hobbit!''
by sandy and me March 23, 2020
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Sex Hobbit

A drama free being that just likes to eat, chill, enjoy good food, and craves high quality sexual encounters.

Great food, sex, and parties are the vibe. Basically where we all aspire to make it. Extra points for reaching this level before you are old as fuck.
"Now that Jen left that loser, she is happy, healthy, and stress free. She has achieved true sex hobbit status."
by Ms. Jenigma June 21, 2021
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Walmart Hobbit

Someone of small stature, generally a female whom frequents Walmart. This normally occurs during late night hours in an attempt to " Hook up " with another patron. A Walmart Hobbit also likes to publish their where abouts ( Walmart ) on popular social media in an attempt to draw in their prey.
A friend of mine was working with me one night when his Walmart Hobbit posted on social media that she would be at said store, then shortly there after my friend then placed an outside food order in order to meet his Hobbit.
by Dante' 2013568974 June 24, 2013
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