Shit Fucking Holy 

When something already is, or is becoming, so much better than imagined, then it be gettin fuckin holy

Guy With Donuts: “Guys, it’s Friday!”
His Bro: “Finally, shit fucking holy!”

Shit Fucking Holy by FrankieFox0714 March 8, 2019

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties 

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011

Holy fucking Santa clause shit

An expression used when something crazy just happened.
Derived from the movie Step Brothers

Guy 1- I just won the lottery. No big deal.

Guy 2- Holy fucking Santa clause shit that's awesome!

Holy fucking Santa clause shit by Easton hockey July 22, 2009

holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore 

all the cuss words combine

r u a bitch
no u holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore.

ur so mean

holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore by holy fucking bitch May 19, 2020

holy shite

A variant of the popular explicative, holy shit. Most commonly used in the Britain, Ireland and Scotland.

Holy Shite, Sullivan- I dropped me fish and chips.

holy shite by LedSledJoe June 17, 2016

Holy Shitola 

An exclamation of surprise.

Holy Shitola it's cold outside!

Holy Shitola by pcook June 22, 2012

holy shitake mushrooms! 

To be used in substitution of holy shit, such as followed by the -take after. The take is important for the phrase to be successful. Term invented by elementary school students as substitutions for cussing, such as the asstronaut

Jimmy goes to the gas station, buys a lotto ticket. When he reaches home, and checks the lotto number, he screams in delight, "HOLY SHIT!" his wife stares at him. Looking awkwardly, Jimmy refines his sentence to avoid embarrasment. "-take mushrooms!" In the end, his wife thinks he's on crack. And thats how the holy shitake mushrooms! came to be.

holy shitake mushrooms! by holyshi_take April 10, 2009