Hand Herpes

Masturbating or fingering somebody who has herpes
Hand herpes is usually found from hookers or skanks
by Playah8ers November 27, 2009
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Space herpes

From the 1984 movie called Ice Pirates
Princess: what was that?

Jason: Ah, it was..ah...a spa...adjle.

Princess: A what!

Jason: Space herpes.

Nanny: THAT'S DISGUSTING!
by Quinid June 23, 2017
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USB Herpes

When your USB flash drive becomes infected with a virus and passes it off to every computer you plug it into. Also any computer that an infected USB drive has been plugged into passes the virus off to every USB drive plugged into it.
by Staples Maffiaa August 09, 2009
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shit herpes

When your fecal matter itches and has cuts all over it. The shit often doesn't fit in in polite social circles.
I sure feel sorry for my shit. It had shit herpes.
by pollup December 29, 2007
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walnut herps

A common reference to a huge cluster of herpes.
That hos walnut herps today are fuckin gross!
by nigga obie May 19, 2011
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Herpes Island

Herpes Island is a magical place of modern folklore where smiling happy beautiful people ride bicycles and make love on the beach all day. It has been said that the only requirement to join this exclusive community is that you have herpes. Valtrex seems to have rare footage of this mythical locale.
"Wow. That looks like paradise. Do you know where that is?"

"That's Herpes Island, dog..."

"Can I go there?"

"Ya, but only if you have herpes."

"Sweet, I'm there."
by plopmeout12 March 08, 2009
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beach herpes

The rash-like skin irritation that men (and sometimes women) get from the ocean water and sand on their privates.
"Aw man....I just got back from Rhode Island and have a serious case of beach herpes. I'm not getting laid for a week!"
by Liz G December 15, 2005
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