handifat

1. (adj.) an ADA-recognized syndrome of big bones, thyroid disorder, and water retention, which entitles those afflicted to SuperSize their civic status along with their Value Meals, upgrading to 24/7 front-row parking, flashy aluminum walkers, and zippy electric scooters; all at no additional charge.
2. (n.) transfats with unique characteristics and uses.

1. HANDIFAT PARKING ONLY: AVERAGE JOES WILL BE TOWED.
2. Orbiting NASA scientists, while sucking liquified SPAM through a tube in zero-G conditions, have made bold new discoveries for the many applications of handifat.

by Ivan Ugrozny November 20, 2007

Handing out naps

When someone beats another person to the point of unconsciousness, usually in reference to a fist fight such as those seen in viral videos

Did you see the video of that old man who got harassed by some punk teenagers? He got fed up and started handing out naps.

by IntellectualRapist November 16, 2016

handie

to give a guy great pleasure by rubbing up and down on his penis and whispering dirty words in his ear at the same time. girls,he'll love you for it.

oh sally, i've got a boner, could you please help me out and give me a handie.

by Sally March 3, 2003

Handi

Someone who is so stupid you sometimes think they are handicapped.

"Suren, That helmet makes you look like a handi"

by Tam March 16, 2004

handi

Doing something,or acting as if you are handicapped

Ay, look at the way that fools dancin all handi and shit son

by antonio m January 1, 2009

handi

Doing something,or acting as if you are handicapped

Ay, look at the way that fools dancin all handi and shit son

by antonio m August 10, 2007

Tread Heading

The act of placing the head of ones penis in between the butt checks of a lady as she walks on a tread mill. For the act to be classified as "Tread heading" there can be no penetration of the anus.

That ass is ripe for a Tread Heading.

by Matt Biolchini July 7, 2010