Hemis

Someone that gives you what you want. Sexually.
Usually has high expectations yet will lower herself to the guy/girl's level.A fun person to hang out with.

I was out at a party one night and this chick was a hemis

by Steven louis December 15, 2007

be-he-mi-th

a whale of a woman

yo do the checks the behemith that just rolled up in here

by BENSIMON June 24, 2003

hemipenes

The word used by the Order of the Stick comic writer that may or may not relate to a male lizardfolk's genitals that lacks any formal definition.

"Hey, while you're at it look up hemipenes, because you can such both of my-" (Quoted from Order of the Stick #738)

by mehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmeh April 26, 2011

pull-a-hemingway

When you decide to lie about something until a point where you actually believe. Often is accompanied by a god-awful complexion and other mental disorders. Particularly in vermont.

Guy 1: Dude I fucking hooked up with this girl from New York, it was so sick but my parents almost caught me. Since we hooked-up in her car, my parents drove right by, it was so sketchy.

Guy 2: Dude, for one thing, a girl is not gonna drive all the way to Vermont to hook-up with you. Second of all, she probably thinks your a sketchy peice of shit becuase you have only talked to her online. Third of all, you were shopping with your mom that day. I saw you at the mall, fuckin idiot.

Innocent bystandered who happends to overhear while passing by: Correct me if im wrong, but i think that that kid just PULLED-A-HEMINGWAY!

by Dont be like dis April 28, 2005

Hemibisexual

Someone who’s only half bisexual, they’re only attracted to one gender.
They can be attracted to either genders independently.

Do you think marcus is into girls?
I’m not sure, I heard he’s hemibisexual, we’ll have to find out.

by Lundre991 September 20, 2021

hemisha

Hemisha means a peice of snow
This person is usually fair
And loves harry porte or some other web series only
They have many friends

And only 1 or 2 best friend they are lovely to all

Oh wow #hemisha :)

by Yo hello hemisha June 2, 2019

Hemipenises

Animal or human with two penises attached to its body

The snake overlord shoved both its hemipenises inside of me.

by Wolfe July 11, 2003