Heard Turd

When your mad at someone and you defecate in their bed.

She got so mad she dumped a heard turd.

Knew it was not the dog, it was definitely a heard turd.

by Migal78 April 23, 2022

william heard

Has small penis but average sized heart. Could be good in bed. Is also retarded when it comes to socialising and maintaining a solid conversation.

Fuck sake William heard is so dry at replies!

by Ballsfordayz November 30, 2019

heard the fake

when someone tells you something that is false and you find out what they really up to

are you going to eliza’s party tonight?
bruh she told me that she wasn’t having a party!!! heard the fake!!

by brandy1328 February 18, 2018

Thin the heard.

Deleting unwanted songs from your playlist or iTunes library.

Yo, dude. Got 4,000 songs on my iPod. Time to thin the heard.

by scriptwrite1 December 26, 2010

Heard Steamer

The act of defecating on a foes bed. The most popular case is on a lovers side of the bed, but this act can be performed on any enemy bed. The level of success is defined by both smell and sloppiness. A solid turd says, "I hate you", a steaming pile of liquid poo says, "I will destroy you". This is far more effective than a horse head!

Dude She took a HEARD STEAMER on my pillow! It was the most rank liquid poo I've ever seen! Going to have to get a restraining order on that psycho bitch!

by anonymous July 7, 2022

You Heard

A " you heard" means someone shit in you bed

Yo dog, you Heard....this bitch is crazy, she shit in my bed!

by Bungmasterflexx April 27, 2022

Heard immunity

A loss of credibility that comes from listening to fake news, unsubstantiated commentary and conspiracy propaganda.

"Believing everything you read on the internet doesn't make you woke. It just makes you more susceptible to heard immunity."

by LuLuFromTheBronx July 30, 2020