heading south

while giving oral sex to your partner you start licking their asshole

she was heading south on me

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

hearing aid

The sexual act of repeatedly thrusting a penis through the gauge of a female's ear.

"Hey chuck, i can't hear you. Would you mind getting my 'hearing aid'?"

"No problem honey."

by Chucko Okcuhc March 27, 2009

bobble heading

In the act of extreme drunken sex the person on top is riding you so hard your head is bobbing like a bobble head while trying to keep conscious.

Jay: My neck is killing me

Justin: Why?
Jay: I went over Alyssa's house an it ended up being bobble heading night.

by Jason Gracia May 17, 2014

haidering

when a desperate man asks desperate questions desperately and still gets ignored

*asks “who wants to go out?” three times*
*silence*

“oh cmon are y’all haidering me?”

by lostlights October 29, 2020

Irish Hearing Aid

When a man ejaculate's in his partner's ear and then licks it clean.

"I gave my girl an Irish Hearing Aid last week, but now she's got an ear infection."

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018

red heading

The act of jerking off a dog until it ejaculates

I was red heading my dog so hard it cumed

by Red13567 November 1, 2017

hearing aid

The acting of ejaculating into a person's ear and when finished yelling as loud as possible into their ear.

I gave my girlfriend a hearing aid for her birthday.

by Claybon Johansen December 16, 2008