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(noun; local landmark of sin and sorrow)
The dirtiest den of broken dreams in West London. Looks like a warehouse from the outside, smells like Red Bull, desperation, and Lynx inside. The place where every mandem’s wages from the month evaporates faster than a shisha coal.
The roster? Fam, it’s chaos. You’ve got:
• Crystal, who’s been “23” since 2007 and still moves like her hips are on furlough.
• Mercedes, fresh from Slovakia, selling £20 dances that last 14 seconds before she asks if you want “VIP.”
• And the legendary Punjabi aunty at the bar who’ll pour your vodka coke like she’s measuring blood pressure - all while clocking your shame.
The mandem - Jags, Teji, and of course Choda - rock up in steel toes after site work, pockets full of crumpled tenners, thinking they’re Floyd Money Mayweather. By 1am they’re all in the booth, Crystal’s sitting on their lap, and someone’s already whispered “fam, don’t tell bhabhi ji.”
Meanwhile, in VIP, Choda whips his cock out mid-lap dance, helicoptering it so hard he knocks over the LED bottle parade. Harpz isn’t even meant to be there but somehow he’s in the corner rubbing his cock to the rhythm of the music playing from the speakers.
By closing time, Teji’s arguing with the bouncer because he spent £400 and only got “one lick and a whiff.” Outside, lads are chain-smoking Marlboro Golds, trying to piece their lives back together before their missus sees the bank statement.
(noun; local landmark of sin and sorrow)
The dirtiest den of broken dreams in West London. Looks like a warehouse from the outside, smells like Red Bull, desperation, and Lynx inside. The place where every mandem’s wages from the month evaporates faster than a shisha coal.
The roster? Fam, it’s chaos. You’ve got:
• Crystal, who’s been “23” since 2007 and still moves like her hips are on furlough.
• Mercedes, fresh from Slovakia, selling £20 dances that last 14 seconds before she asks if you want “VIP.”
• And the legendary Punjabi aunty at the bar who’ll pour your vodka coke like she’s measuring blood pressure - all while clocking your shame.
The mandem - Jags, Teji, and of course Choda - rock up in steel toes after site work, pockets full of crumpled tenners, thinking they’re Floyd Money Mayweather. By 1am they’re all in the booth, Crystal’s sitting on their lap, and someone’s already whispered “fam, don’t tell bhabhi ji.”
Meanwhile, in VIP, Choda whips his cock out mid-lap dance, helicoptering it so hard he knocks over the LED bottle parade. Harpz isn’t even meant to be there but somehow he’s in the corner rubbing his cock to the rhythm of the music playing from the speakers.
By closing time, Teji’s arguing with the bouncer because he spent £400 and only got “one lick and a whiff.” Outside, lads are chain-smoking Marlboro Golds, trying to piece their lives back together before their missus sees the bank statement.
Inhibitions (Hayes Edition)
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, I went Inhibitions last night in Hayes and swear down, it turned into a live-action Punjabi Ploughman’s with glitter.”
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, I went Inhibitions last night in Hayes and swear down, it turned into a live-action Punjabi Ploughman’s with glitter.”
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He dates a girl with a kinds fat yet kinda flat ass. She grabbed his dick tho like a dumbass. anyways, u should date him
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