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Haunted

After being “ghosted” by someone, they occasionally like a social media post of yours.

MAMRIE HART SAID IT FIRST
-Thay guy James, who ghosted me a few weeks ago, just liked my instagram selfie
-Oh my gosh you’re so being haunted by this guy!
by PseudonymErin May 30, 2018
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Haunted

When someone ghosts you but then occasionally likes your instagram pictures.
I was haunted by that guy who ghosted me a while ago.
by Harry Jerry June 10, 2018
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Got me goin in this haunted house

Taken from @supremedreams_1 (all credit given) it is used in a situation where you are being forced to go to or visit an undesirable place and literally have nothing else to say
Nurideen: bro let's go gets some mcnuggets
Bazi: no dude McDonald's is disgusting
Nurideen: bro I took you to dubai we have to go
Bazi: got me goin in this haunted house rn
by nurfuckingtrap April 7, 2019
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Haunted

when someone ghosts you but occasionally like your posts

slang created by mamrie hart
Tom ghosted me but he keeps liking my posts... is he haunting me?

you’re definitely being haunted
by snowsclarke May 31, 2018
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Haunted File

A haunted file is a file in a law firm where something bad happens every time it is touched almost as if the spirits are angry.

Steve: "Hey Jenn, are you okay you look upset?"
Jenn: "I was all ready to go away for the weekend but then I got an email from the other side in the Jones file that they have filed an emergency motion so now I'm gonna be in the office all weekend."
Steve: "Did you touch that file before you got that email?"
Jenn: "Yeah, I did a quick check of the critical dates to ensure they were in my calendar"

Steve: "Yep, you touched the haunted file and now the spirits are angry with you"

Typically used in Law Firms this concept can also be extended into any professional field with minor modification.

Mike the electrician: "Damn I installed a GFCI and then had to spend 4 hours fault detecting"
Joe the electrician: "Let me guess MANUFACTUROR X?"
Mike: "Yeah how did you know?"
Joe: "They make haunted parts, if you put them in a house the spirits get angry"
Why oh why did I touch the Haunted File, I didn't even need to.
by TheSpazFromRainman March 13, 2022
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haunted playground

A haunted playground is a woman's vagina after she's had an abortion. It's a dark and scary place where the ghost of an unborn child is doomed to haunt forever.
"Man I'm not fucking with her. She's got a haunted playground. I don't want no ghost baby grabbing my dick."
by Compel January 4, 2018
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