beef hammer

The codename of a combat mission in Afghanistan in which an American flag was flown from a Black Hawk helicopter in honor of Stephen Colbert and his dedication to the pursuit of freedom and truthiness.

"Beef Hammer, of course, the followup to such secret missions as 'One-eyed Trouser Trout' and 'Operation Blue-Vein Swayback Throbber'. I am deeply touched."
- Stephen Colbert

by au4040 December 13, 2006

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hammer of justice

The act of punching someone in the mouth or something to yell when punching someone in the mouth.

Also an attack used by paladins in World of Warcraft

Khai was running around the hallways yelling "Seal of Command FADES, CAST Seal of Command, CAST Holy Shock" He then punched a boy in the mouth and yelled "HAMMER OF JUSTICE!!!"

by MASTrunks November 08, 2007

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Honeybag Hammer

Stuffing one's testicles into the anus of the female one is having sex with. The end result is that one's penis is in her vagina while their beanbag is in her ass.

Shannon's ass was yawning so wide that Scott was able to pull off the Honeybag Hammer move.

by rjs246 October 18, 2007

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kicking the hammer

Doing something unnecessary or without a good reason

Matt: Dude, why did you take the long way to my house?
Dave: Come on, it's not that bad.
Matt: Stop kicking the hammer and go the right way.

by DoTheDood May 21, 2017

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Captain Hammer

One of the key characters of the new (and might I add fucking awesome) musical, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. Captain Hammer (played by Nathan Fillion) is an incredibly strong and incredibly conceited superhero of the musical. He is also very well-liked by the public in the musical. (Unfortunately for him, 99.9% of watchers are rooting for the villian, Dr. Horrible.) Out of all the songs in the musical, Captain Hammer sings in "A Man's Gotta Do", "So they Say", and "Everyone's a Hero", but also appears in "My Eyes", "Brand New Day", and "Slipping". Captain Hammer eventually meets his defeat by Dr. Horrible when he feels pain and has to stop superhero-ing to go into therapy.

Captain Hammer:
"She's with the Hammer, and these *holds up fists* aren't the hammers."

*Walks away, then comes back.*

"The Hammer is my penis."

by CrazyMongoose129 June 06, 2009

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