HAMboner

A fake, a phoney, a troll, also one who works in tandem with an unsuspecting accomplice to cause turmoil in newsgroups.

Look! Another amarmy Hamboner post from an empty headed Googling yobbo...

by philipsexpansion September 17, 2003

humburger

Chowing down on a hamburger while a girl is enjoying your cock meat sandwich.

In honor of RJ Umberger, go Flyers! YEP!

While watching the Flyers and eating a Bubba burger, I received a humburger from my slampig as Umberger scored the winning goal.

by YEP Logjammer May 3, 2008

Hamburger-a-gogo land

A slang word for America.

We are off to Hamburger-a-gogo land.

by _brian May 14, 2005

Hamburger

You put the penis in between the tits and the girl sucks the penis.

(girl is talking) that Hamburger was yummy.

by SHITTYLICK69 October 3, 2010

HAMboner

A pseudo-intellectual newsgroup poseur/stalker with an affinity for copying and pasting words that they can't understand. Also one who changes screen names in order to have fake conversations with themselves so that they can appear innocent and benevolent when the crap hits the fan.

Wow, that's some typical HAMboner bullshit...ignore it and move on.

by Luanne September 14, 2003

glass hamburger treat

A large piece of ground beef with bits of a broken beer bottle glass mixed into it. This is used to kill dogs running around in your neighborhood without a leash because stupid neighbors don't want to obey leash laws. Make sure the pieces are small enough to go undetected by the dog.

I used a glass hamburger treat to kill my neighbor's dangerous pitbull. Take that!

by Tweedle January 21, 2008

hamburger bun pussy

Referring to a girl's vagina, where the lips are small and all most nonexistent.
Usually very neatly shaved and the mound of Venus is very round and plump, thus appearing as a hamburger bun. Best served warm and hot!

After her Brazilian, her plump hamburger bun pussy just begged to be eaten.

by Shecky Serious April 13, 2007