Gum Hum

Oral sex of the penis performed by a toothless individual. Such persons Mike include an old woman or a toothless prostitute.

The old lady I met at the grocery store followed me back home and gave me a gum hum.

That toothless meth whore gum hums really good for $5.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

bumping gums

Talking excessively

You were too busy bumping gums to notice the time.

by Mentjm April 27, 2016

Bungee Gum

Bungee Gum is a short quote from an anime called "Hunter x Hunter" also known as "HxH" for short. This "quote" is said by a popular character in the show -"Hunter x Hunter" - Hisoka Morrow. This quote he says goes along the lines of "Bungee gum contains the properties of both rubber and gum, you see."

Random Side Character in Volleyball Scene: The ball is stuck...!

Hisoka: Bungee gum contains the properties of both rubber and gum, you see.

by Hiriko April 19, 2021

Gum job

When a toothless hag fellates you pleasuring your member with her gums

That toothless old slapper sucks like a champ, she gave me the best Gum job ever last night for a pack of cuppa soup

by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019

hyperactive gums

a really skewed gum-to-tooth ratio in which the gums are HUGE in comparison to the size of the teeth, which in turn, look like mini chiclets.

she has such hyperactive gums and i dont want her slobbery gums on my water bottle so i refuse to give her water.

by normal gums mcgee January 16, 2006

cheese and gum

A covert way of saying "jizz and cum"

What's that on the corner of the bedsheet?

I think it's a stain from cheese and gum.

by RodRod August 16, 2010

cement gums

when your dental hygiene resembles Brett Kavanaugh's

jesus fucking christ Tim have you brushed lately? cuz you have visible brown teeth and cement gums

by Uncle Joosie September 26, 2018