A cult like following of the absolute dregs of the internet who worship an online emperor who rules as an iron cuck after his Californian e-thot gargled on another man's dick, all the while larping as orthodox Christians.
by BomberHarris November 21, 2019
A group of people in a marching band (typically girls and flaming homosexuals) who spin and chuck into their 6-foot metal poles with 4-foot silks, wooden/plastic rifles, and unsharpened swords (sabres). These people are the most badass people in the marching band. No one fucks with the guard. They are some of the most talented people in the band. They also never have any free time due to marching band and winter guard.
by Sam Shark November 17, 2018
The color guard yeets flags, rifles, and swords as high as they can, hitting themselves and others. We freeze our butts off after waiting for the football team to be done with the field. Performing at football games and competitions. Sometimes there is a point value associated with each instrument and whoever has the most points at the end of the season wins. We practice more then most high school sports teams and do not get enough recognition. Without color guard, the band would be very boring to watch.
by Flag yeeter October 04, 2019
Just as a dog guards and protects his or her owner, the idea of this is that a person who initially feels obligated to protect someone that matters very much to them that could potentially be a relative, close friend, or partner.
" did you see when Eric hit Rey last week? Rey's friend was with him and attacked Eric like he was Rey's Guard Dog!"
by BrotherKnowsBest April 16, 2019
When a waffle house cook quits abruptly mid shift and is immediately replaced by an unsuspecting waitress out of sheer necessity regardless of prior cooking experience.
by PhillyStinkBait January 01, 2022
The lifeguard was conference guarding with someone standing behind him instead of watching the pool.
by HeroGuard July 30, 2009
Lycra tight fitting surf shirt that protects surfer's stomachs, backs and upper body from rash that comes from rubbing up against surfboards.
"Dude i'm so glad i wore my rashguard! Did you see that crazy ass Kevin's bleeding raw stomach?! He should have worn a rashguard."
by Luckila Margarita June 08, 2005