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Bitch Gravity

The phenomenon which seems to be at play when multiple sour and discontent women are gathering together, resulting in a stronger and stronger discontent among them. This 'gravity' draws more and more women to it's growing gravitational center, which in the end becomes strong enough to draw the face muscles downward on the inflicted women - causing what is commonly known as the resting bitch face.

Bitch gravity may also affect women who are neither sour, unhappy or discontent, purely by being close to the gravitational center of a large enough mass of bitches, which explains why lovely and nice women may suffer from a resting bitch face.

No cure for the Bitch Gravity phenomenon has yet been found.
"Dude, the bitch gravity of that group over there is dragging all the girls around them into one sour mass"
by jackhammer2002 October 30, 2015
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Gravity Play

The use of stainless steel sex toys that adds pressure and weight to sexual play without much manual effort. Using these toys can engage clitoral structure, massage the g-spot and ignite nerve-rich anal opening with deep sensation.
I’m into gravity play when it comes to masturbation.
by Product Educator March 8, 2021
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TITTY GRAVITY

The act of clamping onto someone's defenceless nipples and dropping to the ground in order to rip them from their chest. Often used as a torture method or to increase sexual pleasure.
by KPINGERBILER September 7, 2020
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gravity gravy

this is what seeps out of a sexhole heading south
Just as Aaron's car started, Sarah began to feel the gravity gravy begin to migrate onto her sheets...
by von groovy September 14, 2019
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gravity hill

A road on a hill in Eastern Massachusetts on which objects will roll up its slight but visually noticeable incline.

There have also been several sightings of a ghostly girl here before, but i'm sure that's a load of s**t.
As my friends and i watched in amazement, my dad put the car in neutral, opened the door and hopped out as it began to slowly roll up the 'gravity hill' all by itself.
by Bradypats1 January 12, 2008
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Gravity Surge

When a person is infected with the disease of clumsiness, they are attracted to gravity surges, and cause gravity surges to become more intense.

A gravity surge is a like a specific area that is full of magnetic forces. When one who is not immune to such surges, they will immediately be taken over by the power allowing them to trip, stumble, fall or even slid.

When one is overexposed to gravity surges (though they may not be able to help that they are) they also become what some call, a spaz.
it was a gravity surge you MORON!
by LoLaLaLo July 8, 2010
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Gravity Check

Just checking gravity! basically u just fell on ur face and made a fool of urself
Montie: *trips*
Elliott: Gravity Check!
by KanekIsAGhoul April 17, 2015
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