grample

Verb. To over-poeticize in an especially crass way.

"I had an idea" could be grampled to "The idea came to me like a locker room full of teenaged boys".

by Stiphy January 5, 2013

Weighed Grams

Used to illustrate a former time of life when badly poor. Weighing Grams refers to low level cocaine dealers who sell low quantities, thus, being 'poor'.

I remember back when Sheila was just a ho. Back then, she used to hang out with me when I Weighed Grams. Now, a cut has to hit double platinum before she rides.

by Biatch551 October 3, 2005

grampacookie

Some one who thinks they have a cool name

"I AM FLORIAN AND MY NAME IS GRAMPACOOKIE"

by grampacookie January 17, 2009

Grampire

Defiantly unattractive Senior Citizens who trawl nightclubs looking to pick up youth, usually wearing completely inappropriate attire.

I was having a great time on the dance floor until I noticed this Grampire in cutoffs and and a mesh shirt eyeing me. He must have been standing there for an hour without moving.

by Former_Bouncer May 18, 2011

grampafication

The aging process that a DILF can undergo rendering his appearance too ruined to be attractive.

Tim Robbins used to look pretty good, but underwent extreme grampafication in the early 2000s.

by ganymede2981 July 21, 2011

many grams

reliable drug dealer

a drug dealer who you can always count on to have "many grams" of what ever illegal substance they wish to deal

by bre_on_toast March 4, 2008

1008 grams

1008 grams = 1 kilo.

Most commonly used in the underground drug trade, specifically for Heroin , Cocaine, anything that ships in a "brick" .

1 kilo of cocaine contains 1008 grams.

by 9904 May 14, 2016