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National Grab-some-more Ass Day

A tradition celebrated every April 12th, National Grab-some-more Ass Day is a national holiday that recognizes the asses that weren’t grabbed on National Grab Ass Day. So go out there, grab some more ass, grab the same ass, and celebrate your country’s achievements like a true patriot.
Tony: Hey John, did you grab Jessica’s ass yesterday?
John: Yea, of course I did, it was National Grab Ass Day.
Tony: Well c’mon, grab it again, it’s National Grab-some-more Ass Day
by Donald Skin May 25, 2018
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National Grab your mans ass day

A national holiday for the ladies to get a chance to grab their man's ass. Just for you girls to have some sexy fun on April 12th. And guys..be prepared for yo booty to be grabbed ;) Have fun ladies!

Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)
I grabbed my man's ass today for National Grab your mans ass day! lol
by Waffles The Goat May 25, 2018
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National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

It's the same day as "national grab ass day", which someone defined as April 11th.
Basically if a guy grabs ass without consent, he's asking to get his hand broken.
boy who grabs my ass: I can do that because UD says it's national grab ass day

me, after I break his hand : and I broke your hand because it's also National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day
by em.ily.et May 24, 2018
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Grab ass july

In July boys get to grab girls asses without any consequences in payback for kick dick day
by Grab ass july October 2, 2020
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National Grab Ass Day

On February 17th guy or girl single or taken you can get your ass grabbed
“I’m thinking about grabbing Nina’s ass today since it’s National Grab Ass Day
by Pure Malice January 29, 2020
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National Grab Ass Day

Grab your girlfriends ass on the fourth of may
Hey tomorrow is may 4th, did you know that you are supposed to grab your girlfriends ass on the fourth of may, or better known as “National Grab Ass Day”.
by spainsh April 30, 2024
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Grab ass day

26 April 2022, national grab ass day. Grab how many asses you can. Good luck
-Damn, that ass juicy.

Grab it! It’s grab ass day
by Thomasos April 25, 2022
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