Goob

goo•b Noun

Definition:

1. An endearing pet name for someone close.

2. A less juvenile term than Goober for someone who is silly, or a goofball.

Origin: Goob is derived from the slang word Goober.

"You are such a Goob. I love you!"

by tattedfairy October 22, 2014

Goob

Somebody who majorly sucks and swallows, like for real, dude.

A: Hey dude, I just kicked a baby
B: You're a goob, dude. Stop.

by goonguy October 29, 2020

Goob

A person who is fun to be around but is an actually dumbass but give off the best vibes ever.

Julie- Yo i was hanging out with josh last night he’s the best but sooo dumb
Olivia: he’s such a goob

by 🧩 May 28, 2020

GOOBING

When GOOBOO, Flandre Fumo from Touhou Project, a Japanese Plushie from the company "Gift" Bounces, it's goobing.

LOOK AT HER GOOBING!
SHE GOOBING IS BOYS!
MAGNIFICIENT GOOBING, GOOBOO YOU DESERVE PATS FOR THAT!

by Goobing December 12, 2022

Goob

The most alpha of all the boys. Fueled by Bacardi and Jell-O shots, Goob elevates his physical and mental state and becomes “Alpha Goob”

Did you guys see Alpha Goob last night? He went sicko mode.

by Alpha Goob July 9, 2020

goob lube

When the one who is giving oral sex snorts and spits mucus onto the genitals of the receiver in place of spit or lube.

Damn, that girl last night used the goob lube on me. It was disgusting at first but it turned out not too bad!

by ghostiegoop March 22, 2017

Goob’s Law

For every person that dies in the gooblagoon, Zakai and Adrian will take 3 breaks.

Guy1: heard about Goob’s law?
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: if some people die on our shift we can take 3 breaks

by Idunnomanz3 September 23, 2025