Govie Goggles

Term describing the lowering of one's standards after having joined the ranks of the Governor's School for Science and Math (GSSM) elite. See admiral.

Man, he's dating fattie. Someone take off his Govie Goggles quick, before he hurts himself.

by Mulciber January 9, 2004

CMU Goggles

When one's standards for females is lowered a level or series of levels due to a small sampling size and scarcity of women, resulting from an unfortunate guy to girl ratio.

John would've never hooked up with that chick, had it not been for years of wearing CMU Goggles.

by Usofat25 July 12, 2009

Meat Goggles

When a gentlemen observes that another person is asleep or passed out, they place their balls on the other persons eyes. So Gross!

Patrick passed out last night and Rhys gave him a pair of total Meat Goggles.

by Traaalaaaalaaaaa January 28, 2006

camp goggles

When one is at camp (think cabins, roasting marshmallows, singing campfire songs type of camps) for an extended period of time such that members of the opposite sex that are usually considered "ugly" are seen as "hot" or attractive.

Man, I was up at Falcon Lake Camp for 3 weeks and ugly Jane started looking hotter and hotter by the 7th day.

by XxWildChildxX July 18, 2005

Ugly Goggles

One who wears ugly goggles has bad taste in girls. They think the ugly ones look good.

Devonte: Yo dat girl is bangin
Luke: Homie you got yo ugly goggles on cuz dat gurl looks like magilla gorila ma nigg.

by Taheed December 30, 2008

Wagga goggles

when spending two weeks or more at wagga wagga, girls go from a 2/10 to a 8/10

Male #1: Bro these chicks are hot!

Male #2: no bro they not, you got wagga goggles.

by Triz0r14 July 12, 2014

baboon goggles

When you place your balls over someone's eyes.

What? You sold my car!? Come here, you might as well just give me baboon goggles too.

by ibetthisnameistaken February 3, 2009