Goofy Granny 

A wrinkly old witch with enormous gnashers. This foul specimen is so physically repugnant that only a porky, boring security guard will have anything to do with it. Goofy and Porky walk around wearing shades, thinking they're young and trendy whereas really they're a pair of tedious pensioners addicted to garlic bread.

Is there anyone in the world ugly enough to go out with the Porky Scotcher?

Yep. Goofy Granny. She's one ugly bitch.

Excellent choice, sir. The two ugliest, most tedious individuals on Earth.

Goofy Granny by Lumpbag May 29, 2009

goofy ahh uncle

someone who is stupid ahh hell and someones uncle who touches kids

DaJamal: Here go my goofy ahh uncle again yahurr...
LeJamal: ah hell nahh bruh...
LeUncle: LeCapalot how dat butt comin along?

goofy ahh uncle by long head ahh duude December 5, 2022

goofy ahh 

another way of saying “dumb” or representing cartoon sounds

Girl A: oh em gee, *starts singing we don’t talk about bruno*
Guy F: shut yo goofy ahh the fuck up

goofy ahh by uh ok how about naegi April 7, 2022

Goofy Timed 

When one is gone from there internets because they have had there laptop taken away / are not allowed to go on their computer for some reason or another.

Person #1: Where's (Insert name here)?
Person #2: He/she got goofy timed

Goofy Timed by Fawkin Penisu November 27, 2009

Goofy Retardation 

The process by which someone that does actually posess some common sense, will look for the most ludracrous way to circumvent a problem/issue with a twisted sense of logic.

Goofy Retardation Example: Using gasoline to unclog a clogged drain, instead of a product like Draino, since its a harsh chemical, it must be good the the pipes. Another Example: Mayonnaise used as a protectant on a rod iron fence instead of car wax of some other protectant designed for said purpose.

Goofy Retardation by ExperiencedIdiotChaser December 17, 2011

goofy exorcism

When a group of people beat the goofy out a nigga

We bout to run a goofy exorcism on your bitch ass

goofy exorcism by Smart nigga 100 June 1, 2017

Goofy Style 

A sex position which involves one getting down on all fours while their partner attaches themselves by biting the back of their neck. All the while, the person on top groans "ahyuck hyuck hyuck" into their partner's ear.

Dang, my girl and I had fun doing Goofy Style last night, hyuck.

Goofy Style by ComradeRem October 23, 2020