God 

The bitch who rose from the dead or sum shit.

"On the third day Jah- I mean God rose or sum"

God by snek. May 14, 2019

god 

The man you must ask forgiveness from for having been created.

God is weird. Or non-existent. Probably the latter.

god by Scyfersythe November 14, 2007

GOD 

The creator of earth; king of kings; highest of high; highest ruler;

God is the almighty king of heaven!!!

GOD by unicornrainbowcupcake December 4, 2015

God 

The creator of the world

God is the creator of all things

God by Wolftagger May 3, 2016

God 

God is love the creator of the world.

For god so loved the world he gave his one and only son. That whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

God by GypsyGirl112 September 18, 2016

God 

A fat ass jolly bitch dressed in red that breaks and enters peoples houses at a set time every year and drinks their milk and eats their cookies then leaves on a vehicle powered by enslaved reindeers - wait no that's Santa.

"Dude god just broke out of jail and stole my cookies and milk!"

God by Anonymous Boi May 29, 2003

God 

The world's most popular imaginary friend, other than Barney.

"Im going to go talk to God"
"I thought the psychiatrist killed him?"

God by goingtohell4this August 28, 2009