glock fanboy

A person who is extremely dedicated to the glock brand pistols. They will stop at no length to prove that their glock beats any other pistol. They also like to shit on other cheaper options even though they might have the same quality and more features. It is not always used as a insult and some people acknowledge that they are glock fanboys.
John: i just shot an awesome group with my CZ shadow, it really has a great trigger

James: hahaha definitely not as of a trigger good as my glock! Plus the grip angle is really ergonomic

John: bruh glock triggers are honestly pretty bad. Plus that grip looks like a microwave. your just a glock fanboy
by Shooter420420 March 26, 2021
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glock girl

A girl who calls herself a “glock girl” is a girl who thinks she’s tough and country. She normally wears jeans and constantly listens to modern country music.
Jake: Why does she post pictures of trucks and four wheelers when she works in an office all day?
Jim: She must think she’s a real glock girl.
by prisonpuppy101 March 03, 2019
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bison glocks

Un esti de bombarde
Tu viens de lag un bison glocks?
by Grégule July 20, 2020
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Glock Sock

A Glock stuffed inside your sock for safe keeping, typically helpful on the pool deck for many purposes.
Get off the pool deck, he is about to flex his Glock sock!
by GabeShooter April 02, 2019
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Glock Jocker

A person who defends all Glock flaws by saying it’s the operator.
That Glock Jocker just told me every other manufacturer has the wrong grip angle and that slide bite is an integral design feature to be able to stay on target when mag dumping.
by JG69 June 14, 2022
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Glock Block

The act of stopping the use of a firearm by means of physical, emotional, or logical surpression.


Carl - I'm going to shoot that dude!

Max - If you shoot him I am going to kill your dog.

Carl - Why the fuck are you Glock Blocking me Max?
by Johnnyboy641 September 17, 2008
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meat glock

cunt seeking, semi automitac assault weapon.
I unloaded a clip from me meat glock into her spam catcher
by Baz July 18, 2004
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