fuck the giraffe

Discovering Karma's a bitch.

Man, so it came back and bit you in the ass, well, sometimes you fuck the giraffe, sometimes the giraffe fucks you.

by yiffingpersonals May 24, 2009

giraffe hugger

When a girl tightly wraps her lips around a mans penis

Oooh, she's a good giraffe hugger

by senderatuarus March 19, 2014

Giraffe

A fictional creature created by the government to spread there lies!!!

GIRAFFES ARE FAKE DONT BELIVE THE LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Tomotc June 13, 2020

Giraffe

A position during sex, it roughly describes a very tall person about 7'3 bobbing their neck up and down repeatedly during sex while also doing a cartwheel all over the bed. Giraffe is a daring position, I do not recommend it for anyone who wants to keep their penis after sex

"Holy fuck that Giraffe last night took my dick clean off"

by Michelle Obama99 November 6, 2022

harrassing the giraffe

the act of masturbating, jerking it, stroking it, beating your meat, fucking the shit out of your dick with your hand.

Nate, were you just harrassing the giraffe? you smell like balls.

by stfuwtsx3 January 8, 2010

Explain the Giraffe

To masturbate or pleasure yourself sexually. Can also be assigned to a person. Explain my/your/his/her/etc giraffe.

Jerk off, Whack off, Wank, handjob

-CF, The LLS-

Oh I feel better now, I just explained the giraffe.

by intricatus July 27, 2010

Giraffe fight

A giraffe fight is when males try to establish dominance in a pack to impress a female. Usually the males greatly outnumber the females.

(at a party with a high male to female ratio) Oh man, its a giraffe fight in here.

by Bankenfeur May 22, 2009