Get off my lawn
The way a grumpy old man greets small children playing soccer while he's sitting in a rocking chair.
Get off my lawn by Honkbalpet December 11, 2010
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Get off my skiis
When KQ used the phrase "sandy vagina"; I alerted him to get off my skiis as I was the one who coined this phrase
Get off my skiis by El Diablo fin August 26, 2009
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Get off my sweep
The phrase used when a person is sweeping the floor and someone steps right into the pile of sweepings said person has gathered, accidentaly or deliberately, and scatters all of it back across the floor, causing the person to have to restart.
Idiot: Hey what's up man? (walking across the floor)
Sweeper: Oh, not much just sweeping the floor because my girlfriends coming over later.
Idiot: That's kool, well just let me get out of your hair.. (stepping on sweepings, scattering them)
Sweeper: Get off my sweep you bastard!!! Great now I have to start over. Just get out!
Idiot: This is my place?
Sweeper: ...
Sweeper: Oh, not much just sweeping the floor because my girlfriends coming over later.
Idiot: That's kool, well just let me get out of your hair.. (stepping on sweepings, scattering them)
Sweeper: Get off my sweep you bastard!!! Great now I have to start over. Just get out!
Idiot: This is my place?
Sweeper: ...
Get off my sweep by Ken Bratz May 5, 2011
Get off my Dick
When your God-like aura is so fucking good that people literally WILL NOT leave you the fuck alone.
They crave your attention so badly it is as if they are quite practically salivating at the lips to suck you off. In other words, they be on yo dick.
... but you are not in the mood for a good dick sucking and just want to be left alone...
"GET OFF MY DICK"
They crave your attention so badly it is as if they are quite practically salivating at the lips to suck you off. In other words, they be on yo dick.
... but you are not in the mood for a good dick sucking and just want to be left alone...
"GET OFF MY DICK"
Get off my Dick by Big Dog #2 March 25, 2022
get off my bone
get off my bone by Captain Cheesewhiz January 11, 2012
Get off my pitch
When you want someone to leave you alone, get out of your way, get out of your sight ETC, you say: "Get off my pitch!"
Boss: "This is the 15th time you've been late for work!"
Employee: "Sorry Sir! My dog had a really bad seizure and I had to rush him to the vet."
Boss: "I've had enough of your stupid excuses. You're fired! Now get off my pitch!!!"
Employee: "Sorry Sir! My dog had a really bad seizure and I had to rush him to the vet."
Boss: "I've had enough of your stupid excuses. You're fired! Now get off my pitch!!!"
Get off my pitch by Overdrive2005 September 9, 2015
Get off my grass
*Everyone on the block in bobs driveway blasting country music and drinking PBR*
Neighbor joe: bob remember when u backed your dually into Nancy’s mailbox and blamed it on Rick
Neighbor Nancy: When was this?!
Bob: get off my grass joe
Neighbor rick: So that’s why Nancy doesn’t talk to my wife anymore... hmm *takes a swig of PBR*
Neighbor joe: bob remember when u backed your dually into Nancy’s mailbox and blamed it on Rick
Neighbor Nancy: When was this?!
Bob: get off my grass joe
Neighbor rick: So that’s why Nancy doesn’t talk to my wife anymore... hmm *takes a swig of PBR*
Get off my grass by Jamal’s Hood May 19, 2019