by Reborn Abortion April 4, 2017
Get the Mrs. Bryant's Geometry Classmug. A day to celebrate geometry dash! Everything about geometry dash is celebrated except base after base because it sucks.
"Hey Joe, it's national geometry dash day today!"
"Wow Jim, I sure love everything about geometry dash except base after base because it sucks."
"Wow Jim, I sure love everything about geometry dash except base after base because it sucks."
by arandomgdfurry October 10, 2022
Get the national geometry dash daymug. This is a very serious question and it must be answered carefuly and gradualy.
First, let's see what is the ourpose of Einstein's theory of relativity. Well, it helps an astrophysicist to calculate the trajectory of a galaxy, because at such a large speeds an distances relativistic effects are very important. Than he earns some mony for his calculations, which he uses to buy a car and a flat, so he can get laid. In essence, Einstein's theory's purpose is to get laid.
Geometry of Lobachewsky is about curved space. It is useful for another astrophysicist, to calculate effects of passege of a small black hole next to our solar system, and its effects on our space-time. He will get some mony for his calculations from the agency he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, and get laid. In essence, geometry of Lobachewsky is used just to get laid.
And finnaly, let's see what is the burpose of calculus. Well, calculus studies behaviour of systems during some period of time depending on various variables. An engineer employed in hydroelectric power plant uses it to calculet the production of electricity, which depends on the rate of flow of the water through turbines, ammount of water in accumulation etc. It is impossible without calculus. Of course, our engineer won't do this just like that. He will earn money from company he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, where he can get laid. In essence, the purpose of calculus is getting laid.
If you want to now more about other scientific disciplines and their purposes contact us at newscientist@harvard.ma.us. But, sincerely, we suppose that you already now the answers.
First, let's see what is the ourpose of Einstein's theory of relativity. Well, it helps an astrophysicist to calculate the trajectory of a galaxy, because at such a large speeds an distances relativistic effects are very important. Than he earns some mony for his calculations, which he uses to buy a car and a flat, so he can get laid. In essence, Einstein's theory's purpose is to get laid.
Geometry of Lobachewsky is about curved space. It is useful for another astrophysicist, to calculate effects of passege of a small black hole next to our solar system, and its effects on our space-time. He will get some mony for his calculations from the agency he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, and get laid. In essence, geometry of Lobachewsky is used just to get laid.
And finnaly, let's see what is the burpose of calculus. Well, calculus studies behaviour of systems during some period of time depending on various variables. An engineer employed in hydroelectric power plant uses it to calculet the production of electricity, which depends on the rate of flow of the water through turbines, ammount of water in accumulation etc. It is impossible without calculus. Of course, our engineer won't do this just like that. He will earn money from company he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, where he can get laid. In essence, the purpose of calculus is getting laid.
If you want to now more about other scientific disciplines and their purposes contact us at newscientist@harvard.ma.us. But, sincerely, we suppose that you already now the answers.
Student: "What is the purpose of einstein's theory of relativity, lobachewsky geometry and calculus?"
Proffessor: "To get laid!"
Proffessor: "To get laid!"
by J.Z. - vukajlija April 24, 2009
Get the What is the purpose of Einstein's theory of relativity, Lobachewsky geometry and calculus?mug. Geometry Dash is a mobile game that was made in 2013 by Swedish game developer Robert Topala, who’s more commonly known as RobTop Games. Geometry Dash is a ruthenium platform we game that includes dodging obstacles such as spikes, blocks, and saw blades. It’s really fun.
Devin: Hey, i just beat this really hard Geometry Dash level!
Jake: Wow bro that’s sick witch one?
Devin: Back on Track! It was exreamly hard!
Jake: Wow bro that’s sick witch one?
Devin: Back on Track! It was exreamly hard!
by Boden Frechette June 15, 2022
Get the Geometry Dashmug. Geometry Dash is a horizontal runner-style game developed and published by RobTop Games. It was released for $1.99 USD on 13 August 2013 for iOS and Android, and for $3.99 USD on 22 December 2014 for Steam. A lite version of the game is available on mobile devices with fewer features, as well as free expansions, Geometry Dash Meltdown, Geometry Dash World and Geometry Dash SubZero, which include exclusive levels.
The player takes the form of different entities with unique mechanics such as a cube, a ball, and a UFO. Using one-touch gameplay, the player must try to navigate through a series of interactive obstacles, movement-shifting transporters and behaviour-manipulating portals to reach the end of levels without crashing, all while listening to exciting music along the way.
Around the wiki..
I got this from the GD Wiki.
The player takes the form of different entities with unique mechanics such as a cube, a ball, and a UFO. Using one-touch gameplay, the player must try to navigate through a series of interactive obstacles, movement-shifting transporters and behaviour-manipulating portals to reach the end of levels without crashing, all while listening to exciting music along the way.
Around the wiki..
I got this from the GD Wiki.
Npesta: OH MY GOD!
Zoink: what
Npesta: I BEAT KENOS
Zoink: Cool, I beat Tidal Wave, worst fail 95%\
Npesta: And Trick and Wpopoff
Zoink: Yep
Doggie: OMG I VERIFIED GRIEF!
Zoink: Aw man time to beat another top 1 :9
*Fails at 99*
Zoink: .... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM THE BEST PLAYER HOW?
wpopoff: Maybe you are the best at geometry dash, but I just verified Amythest
Zoink: TWO TOP ONES? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Zoink: what
Npesta: I BEAT KENOS
Zoink: Cool, I beat Tidal Wave, worst fail 95%\
Npesta: And Trick and Wpopoff
Zoink: Yep
Doggie: OMG I VERIFIED GRIEF!
Zoink: Aw man time to beat another top 1 :9
*Fails at 99*
Zoink: .... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM THE BEST PLAYER HOW?
wpopoff: Maybe you are the best at geometry dash, but I just verified Amythest
Zoink: TWO TOP ONES? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by SeekGDRobot May 22, 2025
Get the Geometry Dashmug. A game where you jump over spikes, fly over spikes, gravity flip over spikes, jump again over spikes, do uhhh, I don't know, jump AGAIN over spikes, gravity flip again over spikes, and gravity flip but in the air over spikes. Also customization exists, and gambling.
by T1ngTang February 21, 2024
Get the Geometry Dashmug. Robtop: Check steam
Everyone: check steam??... wait, GEOMETRY DASH 2.2 IS OUT?!!?! LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!
Everyone: check steam??... wait, GEOMETRY DASH 2.2 IS OUT?!!?! LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!
by mug_justMug March 3, 2024
Get the geometry dash 2.2mug.