spatial genius 

A disparaging nickname, applied as a joke, to someone who doesn’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Yup, throughout my incredible life I’ve been widely recognized for my astounding feats as a spatial genius.

spatial genius by Dr Bunnygirl April 10, 2021

Short-Sleeved Genius 

A Short-Sleeved Genius is a person, usually a male, who abuses their minor managerial role within a business setting. This person utilizes their limited power to assert complete authority or assumed knowledge in an aggressive manner. Think a psycho Pep Boys manager or Dwight from The Office. While anyone wearing short sleeves and a tie is a potential Short-Sleeved Genius, it is not a mandatory dress code.

I was at the DMV getting my license renewed when some Short-Sleeved Genius told me I was in the wrong line. He threatened to "write me up" if I didn't change lines. WTF, I don't even work there!

Short-Sleeved Genius by briantroy December 2, 2009

tortured genius 

You are smart. Brilliant in fact. And while it's a blessing, it's also a curse. Your head is filled with everything - grand ideas, insufferable worries, and a good deal of angst.

You're uniquely brilliant - and completely misunderstood.
Not like you really want anyone to understand you anyway. You're pretty happy being an island.

Shakespeare, Van Gough , Michaelangelo and Mozart have varying degress of genius.

Rock stars, poets, painters and artists are current pop culture tortured geniuses. The genius of geniuses managed to keep the wolf from the door.

tortured genius by john2 September 20, 2009

Poop is a genius 

An all purpose expression to be used when you just don’t know what to say or to yell at random folks as you drive by them with your car windows open.

“Hey Talon, any ideas of what we should make for dinner tonight?” “I don’t know Blake, but POOP IS A GENIUS!!”

Poop is a genius by Mcgokes November 16, 2020

mad genius 

Someone responsible for coming up with an idea so brilliant that it makes you wonder how no one else had ever thought of it before.

Wesley: These Mini-Reubens - with a little sauerkraut and a little swiss inside, - what mad genius brought these into the world? (Eats one) Mmm.

mad genius by djsi April 14, 2009

Breaded Genius 

someone embodying exceptional intellectual ability, creativity, or originality, typically to a degree that is associated with the achievement of unprecedented insight.
Usually associated with making videos and student council related activities.

Man I felt so dumb when I met Ironwood High School's student council.

Yeah I know right? They're a bunch of breaded geniuses!

I wish I was a breaded genius like those kids David Mayer, Darrell Perez and Matt Johnson.

Breaded Genius by dmayes123 May 19, 2011

Urban Dictionary Genius Award 

A fantastical award occurring in a full-blown delusion, bestowed by UD, to highly talented and prolific contributors who are, through their artistry, skill and deep understanding of human nature, influencing popular culture.

I woke up this morning to find my name on the list of those receiving the Urban Dictionary Genius Award and immediately began to cry tears of gratitude and joy.

Urban Dictionary Genius Award by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019