Geezer On A Bike

When you see an old man riding his bike down the road slowly and it's your choice if he gets hit by some toast.

This is how you could use Geezer On A Bike in a conversation.

You: Hey Milly! How's it going?
Milly: Good! I was just about to eat some toast (optional)
You: Oh well... Look at this geezer on his bike *points at him*
Milly: I can imagine him getting hit by toast

by TheGentleTard April 26, 2019

Geezer

An older person that gets frustrated and annoyed by technology and confusion in regard to new concepts and ways of understanding .

Mom: this Damn internet...
Me: don't be a geezer

by xwickedxxpediax January 13, 2021

Geezer

Evan

Evan your a geezer

by Daddy quack May 23, 2023

geezer

Slang for a person's head.

As in, "He got cracked over the geezer." He was hit on the head.

by Melody Finch May 30, 2020

Geezer Lunch

When you’re William S. Burroughs as a Geezer…Everyone or most are Resting In Peace but sum how-YOU (of all people) lived…

I’m a full-on Geezer Lunch…I’m 35 and it’s a Mugwump Warfield out there…

by Pushmataha May 2, 2023

Geezers day

Any day of the week where geezers get together to carry out geezer like activities, usually on a Friday or Saturday. This may include going to the pub or to the football

"Cameron, today is a Geezers Day, where geezers get together to be geezers. Let's hit the boozer"

by Jongers January 30, 2019

Geezer

Used mostly in England. Reffers to an old guy that is excentric, drinks a lot, scares children, is a pervert, or watches football and swears when his favourite team loses. Not to be confused with old fart, whom meaning is another (an insult).

That geezer I saw yesterday freaked me out...

by BangUrMissus September 19, 2015