Gambling and Losing

The act of breaking wind or farting and accidentally shitting your pants.

Honey, I've never heard your fart before. Well, I'm not in the habit of gambling and losing.

by Mikey J. January 6, 2008

gafiltafish

Device used to filter out unwanted conservation from bitch niggas

Ex. 1 Hurry up! Turn on your gafiltafish Stevens coming!

Ex. 2 Guy 1 - Yo when is that nigga gonna shut the fuck up?

Guy 2 - Dont worry, just turn on yo gafiltafish

Steven- Hey guys look at the dew on the grass

Guy 1 to guy 2- Did you hear something?

by R Burgundy April 13, 2008

gaeilge

The Gaelic Mother Language of Ireland. Banned by English law when Ireland was under immoral English jurisdiction, the language slowly went into decline, being replaced by the forced, foreign language 'English'. Roughly 200,000 Irish people claim to be able to speak Gaeilge, but the fluency figure is most likely lower. England is to blame for the near extinction of our ancient and poetic language.

Is breá liom an Ghaeilge mar is í mo theanga. (I love Irish because it is my language.)

by Dáithí Ó Laigheanáin October 6, 2004

the gambler

Used to describe the act of farting when you're not sure if you will be farting or shitting your pants.

Damn...that Vietnamese food is tearing my stomach up! I'm bout to pull a gambler! Hope it's a fart and I don't shit my pants!

by xloc918 May 29, 2004

gambling

Giving money to native americans.

Stop gambling they already have enough money.

by imanassel August 23, 2011

gagillion

A large donomination, higher than sextillion or googleplex.

15 x a gagillion

by Anonymous April 16, 2003

gambling frenzy

A protracted episode of wagering/betting, usually consisting of several 8-hour sessions of various types of gambling.

You went to the races yesterday, bet on the 'net in the evening and spent the next 12 hours at the casino? Wow - that's a case of MAJOR gambling frenzy!

by Googles January 3, 2004