Fudge Tracks

The remnants of an explosive fecal event, leaving liquid shit remains on the rear of the victim's trousers. Usually associated with a night of binge drinking.

"Whoa...Dugan, why are you in my kitchen with no clothes on..?"

"I need to use your washer and dryer dude, I have fudge tracks in my pants"

by the Zenith August 01, 2008

Judge Fudge

One who would denounce your faggotry but is too busy being delicious.

Judge Fudge would denounce your faggotry, but he is too busy being delicious.

by webhead January 19, 2007

fudge purse

Fudgy squishy top part of a vagina

I have a nicely groomed fudge purse

by TightTina February 01, 2019

fudge strainer

A defecation in a sink that strains into a urinal.

Fred had to go, but chuck left a fudge strainer.

by Masterp00per September 26, 2015

Keebler Fudged

When you pull your dick out of your partner’s unclean asshole and the lines of fecal remnants on your rigid meat look like a Keebler Fudge Stripe cookie.

Typically occurs when you deep stroke and rail an unprepared asshole or you are so far up in the intestines it can’t be avoided.

That random guy I hooked up with Keebler fudged me last night.

by Dick Onchin November 02, 2020

Fudge Frenzy

Noun. A very long explosion of shit, which goes all over the place.

verb. The act of fudge frenzying.

1. -"Yo! Did you eat those buritos at lunch yester day?"
- "Yeah Esse! I was up all night on the toilet having a fudge frenzy.
2. "Dude, I completely ruined my parents white couch when I fudge frenzied all over it.

by The Salty Dog April 11, 2008

Hot Fudge

When you take a steamy shower and right after without drying off take a shit and the steam comes off the shit and up from the toilet.

What’s all this steam? Oh it’s jus from my Hot Fudge

by ThotDaddy69 February 10, 2019