fruity nate

Fruity Nate; the greatest soundcloud rapper of all time

Fruity: A word used to describe one with a large benis

Nate: A name reserved for those who have achieved RN status.

Aye, my name is fruity nate

by fruitynate October 16, 2018

Fruity pebbles

When you spend 12 days and 8 nights consuming nothing but spaghetti bolognese and every attainable flavor of Gatorade or Powerade and then ejaculate on your partner’s stomach so that it appears colorful and misshapen. You can also choose to pour milk over it all when you’re done, but most people don’t keep cartons of milk that close to their bedroom or fuckroom unless they’re a loser or a simp.

Bertha: “Baby, can we just do something casual for breakfast tomorrow?”
Charles: “Sure babe! What cereal should I grab from the Food Lion?”
Bertha: “Oh! How about Fruity Pebbles? I haven’t had that in forever!”
Charles: “Oh...that...it’s been so long since anyone has asked me for that. Are you sure, my darling, my morning star?”
Bertha: “Uh, yeah, that is what I want.”
Charles: “Give me 2 weeks to prepare.”
Bertha: “Ok.”
Charles: “Ok. Go back to sleep.”

by Skoodel October 9, 2020

Straight and fruity

Likes the same sex but isnt quite homosexual

“Hey Kayla I heard you like girls”

“Not really, only this one girl”

“Oh so youre just straight and fruity”

by Yagurlll✨ September 23, 2021

thats fruity

When ur "thats Fruity" that means if u and ur best friend act like a couple but are not thats Fruity and not ur not gay if ur gay then ur really Fruity

U and ur bff are acting like a couple someone whoud saya "thats Fruity"

by frogygaee12 August 27, 2021

fruity friday

When it is a friday you can be as fruity as you want

straight guy: bro what the fuck you just kissed me

straight guy but kind of sus: nah bro it's fruity friday
straight guy: oh bet, let me smooch that fatty then baby

by Lil Big Snacks September 16, 2021

Fruity Dewy

A drink that's a mix of 1/3 Mountain Dew and 2/3 Fruit Punch. (proportions can be swapped vice-versa) If you want it fruity-er add, little umbrella and gin to spice things up; if you want it Dewey-er, add some Doritos at the rim of your glass for some gamer energy.

Can I have Fruity Dewy, extra gamer?

by Juniper Mint Honey December 11, 2022

fruity fetish

a fetish that involves four gay people sitting on a set of blue bleachers and singing emo songs. they are all covered in watermelon flavored burt’s bees chapstick. they use it as lube.

do you have a fruity fetish?

by SarcasticPerson March 2, 2022