Fruity Drank

A colorful sugary concoction (alcoholic or non-alcoholic) that women of all ages seemingly gravitate to when parched or just plain bored.

**FDA Disclaimer**
For men, this beverage almost inevitably leads to painful gut rot and being labeled a homo.

Jim: Dude, where are all the chicks?
Bo: They're all at Joe's place. They caught scent of that homo's fruity dranks.
Jim: Fuckin fruity dranks.

by @FruityDranks August 11, 2010

fruity friday

When it is a friday you can be as fruity as you want

straight guy: bro what the fuck you just kissed me

straight guy but kind of sus: nah bro it's fruity friday
straight guy: oh bet, let me smooch that fatty then baby

by Lil Big Snacks September 16, 2021

fruity dip

When a man has sex with a fruit and proceeds to insert his penis into a woman.

Hey baby you want a fruity dip tonight?&

by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017

fruity fetish

a fetish that involves four gay people sitting on a set of blue bleachers and singing emo songs. they are all covered in watermelon flavored burt’s bees chapstick. they use it as lube.

do you have a fruity fetish?

by SarcasticPerson March 02, 2022

thats fruity

When ur "thats Fruity" that means if u and ur best friend act like a couple but are not thats Fruity and not ur not gay if ur gay then ur really Fruity

U and ur bff are acting like a couple someone whoud saya "thats Fruity"

by frogygaee12 August 28, 2021

fruity nate

Fruity Nate; the greatest soundcloud rapper of all time

Fruity: A word used to describe one with a large benis

Nate: A name reserved for those who have achieved RN status.

Aye, my name is fruity nate

by fruitynate October 17, 2018

Fruity Dewy

A drink that's a mix of 1/3 Mountain Dew and 2/3 Fruit Punch. (proportions can be swapped vice-versa) If you want it fruity-er add, little umbrella and gin to spice things up; if you want it Dewey-er, add some Doritos at the rim of your glass for some gamer energy.

Can I have Fruity Dewy, extra gamer?

by Juniper Mint Honey December 12, 2022