Frape

short for facebook rape. this is where someone changes someone elses status without them knowing.

example status "i passed so much shit through my system today my toliet died and my ass is filled with blood".

example comment "christ really"
example response "no i was fraped never leave your facebook logged in"

by funnyhippo April 13, 2010

fraped

When someone goes into your facebook account and posts an unkind, contentous or controversial status message. Fraped is a shortened version of 'facebook raped'. An example of this would be 'John is currently deciding whether to wear his pink or blue dress to his transexual party this evening.'

I have just been fraped, please ignore my previous status, cheers.

by Stimpy 2010 December 20, 2010

flaph

v. the action of water getting onto ones feet when walking in the rain, specifically when wearing flip flops
n. the water that gets on ones body as a result of flaphing

in a sentence: the water flaphed onto my ankles as i was sprinting to the house in my flip flops during a rainstorm.

by DeeJayGJ February 26, 2009

Faphammer

Fapping as fast as you can, when your hand accidentally slips off the rails and you punch yourself in the crotch, thus demolishing your nutsack. May result in bruising and/or infertility.

girl 1 "what are you doing tonight?"
girl 2 "I dunno. My bf pissed me off so I might go home and faphammer him..."

"I faphammered myself so hard last night, I think I ruptured a testy."

Girl "I hear you like it rough"
Boy " yeah, faphammer me."

"I would rather faphammer myself, than listen to one direction."

"faphammering yourself really is an erection rejection."

by faptasticomatic2000 February 26, 2015

frapple

a bizarre cosmic disturbance involving explosive, aquatic, orb-like life forms being formed by gargantuan pounding frequencies.

there was a tremendous frapple that rocked the planet to the core and birthed the shadow people of gantangula 6

by Loricybin May 7, 2008

frappin

1) to masturbate loudly 2) the sound your genital makes as you masturbate with lubrication 3) masturbational bliss or to be so into the act of masturbation one pays little heed to someone walking in. often said as "frappin it up"

i've been guilty of this Masturbational bliss aspect of frappin so often that it would be futile to give record of or keep track

Jason was caught frappin on the kitchen table; Jane was so deeply frappin she fell off the chaise lounge; we where all out back frappin it up to old Micheal Jackson songs, it only became funny when "beat it" came on; Jessica had an intense look on her face as we mutually frapped the night away

by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010

frappacino

The God of the Coffee World.

Person 1: I went to Tim Hortons today and bought a cup of black coffee.
Person 2: Ew. You should've gotten a frappacino.

by Diet N00blet May 26, 2006