forbothered

When someone feigns that they had forgotten a task that they couldn't be bothered to do in the first place.

Dad: "Andrew, did you take the trash downstairs like you said you would".

Andrew "no I forgot"

Dad: "You forgot or you couldn't be bothered"

Andrew: "I forbothered".

by malc_o_Scribe February 14, 2012

forbush man

A "famous" Marvel Character featured in the Comic "Not Brand Echh" which lasted 14 Issues

Person 1:My favorite Marvel Character is Forbush Man!
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK!?

by Xx_DankBoi-21_xX April 20, 2018

forbidden cherry

Girls first time doing anal

Bro did you pop my sisters forbidden cherry last night

by Coconutpinetrees December 23, 2017

Forbird

/fawr burd/
Noun:
Someone who spreads rumours on whatsapp without verifying

This morning Roshan sent me a forward about how 90% of flies are government drones. What a Forbird.

by Faketionary January 11, 2018

forbes spanker

A prostitute hired by a rich person to engage in some s&m.

A forbes spanker was hired by Trump who then spanked his ass with a forbes magazine.

by LostFido January 23, 2018

Forbidussi

Tiny little human. Member of the Lollipop guild. Known for their very small stature and tiny appendages.

My 3 year old son was confused for a Forbidussi yesterday.

by Kage11 December 13, 2018

forbidden mullet

When a woman shaves or waxes her mons pubis and outer labia, or keeps the hair in those areas very short, but does neither of these things around her asshole. This creates the short-in-front, long-in-back look of a mullet.

My girlfriend has a forbidden mullet. Business in the front, party in the back.

by JayAC March 7, 2019